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AJ's Bizarre Adventure (Joke Strike)


Destiny 2: Paradox


1 - 24 (Actually a Raid, but the first to do this was actually treated a Strike)


Aincrad, Earth
Ascendant realm


Fight your way into the heart of Aincrad
Kill Kirito and Asuna
Destroy the SAO dimension and avenge Zavala's death

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"Descend into Aincrad and fight to the death against Kirito and his legions who helped kill Zavala before he and Asuna reawaken the Darkness and destroy the Last City."
— In-game Description

AJ's Bizarre Adventure (officially known as Blades of Chaos) is a limited-time Strike in which you fight alongside AJ, Proteus, Dio Brando (yes, it was him, Dio), and 20 other players to fight off Kirito and his legion of Shadowkeepers in order to avenge the death of Zavala during the Guardian Games.


(Will add later)


{Loading Screen} JOSKAA, PIANO KELL: So...AJ, whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with anime on some place that I have no clue of. So, let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Kirito. From what we can gather, he and Asuna command the Shadowkeepers from some Anime base outside of Aincrad. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this weeb out, and break their grip on Destiny. {Gameplay}

The team goes to find an open space, guarded by FBI Cabal and Lion Fallen.

GHOST: Okay, three questions, AJ. Why are we here? Who are we fighting? And who are these guys?

PROTEUS: Salutations.

AJ: Uhhh, we need you because you are a god at this. Anyway, this boy we're fighting... his name is Kirito... and that's Proteus, Joseph, and...uh, I think it was Dio, but anyway....we got to hurry up and get here!

The team would meet with the FBI and AJ opens a portal.

AJ: Okay, get ready, everyone!

GHOST: Oh boy...let the madness roller coast begin...

The Portal opens and everyone enters it, which reveals itself to be Aincrad in front of them.

GHOST: Where are we?

AJ: No clue....I guess this must be where Kirito is at. Just... everyone, be on your guard and if you find anyone attacking you, you fire back.

The team nods and wander around the place.

PROTEUS: This will be an interesting battle.

(TBC, will add more stuff soon)

Members in this Strike[edit]

  • AJ, the Relentless - A Saiyan/Tuffle Hybrid Guardian Warlock. He will lead this abominable Strike team.
  • Proteus - A Vex Guardian, who somehow got into this rag-team of misfits and agreed.
  • Dio Brando - "You thought it was another Guardian, but it was I, Dio!"
  • Sulac Calstar - Emperor Calus's twin brother and Sweatcicle's pal
  • The Guardian
  • Giorno Giovanna - Son of Dio Brando - "I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream."
  • Joseph - A Guardian Hunter who is another Saiyan. He is the best friend of AJ and is participating this Raid-Strike thing...
  • Tekashi 6ix9ine - An infamous Warlock rapper who reportedly testified that Kirito and Asuna are the leaders of the Nine Trey Bloods.
  • Flawless Farris - A famous Warlock who is sometimes known as Farris of Them All.
  • Atlas-7 - A somewhat absentminded and childish Titan who agreed to help avenge Vuvuzela.
  • Parvus-4 - An oddball Warlock who will be participating in the Raid.
  • John Wick





  • Totomaru (Fairy Tail)
  • Eobard Thawne (Voiced by and looks like Matt Letscher wearing the Reverse-Flash suit)
  • Malcolm Merlyn (John Barrowman)
  • Damien Darhk (Neal McDonough)
  • Tobias Whale (Krondon)
  • Sachi (also known as Reign from Supergirl)
  • Bostok (Leopold Fitz)
  • Anton Ivanov (Omega from Fortnite)
  • Hiram Lodge
  • Morgana le Fay (Trollhunters and Wizards: Tales of Arcadia)
  • Zevon, Son of Yzma
  • Eolyne "Eugeo" Herlentz (Human form of Fikrul)
  • Uldren Sov
  • Djin
  • Sasuke Uchiha
  • Phoenixaro Uchihamaki (basically Madara Uchiha)
  • Ruby Hale (Similar in appearance to Dove Cameron's character from Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.)
  • Freddy Fazbear (Grandmaster's Ordeal)
  • Sans the Skeleton (Grandmaster's Ordeal)
  • Neo Cortex (Grandmaster's Ordeal)


  • Kotrik, Bloodcrafter of Kirito


  • Zharves, Shadowcaster of Kirito


  • Hydrax, Mindkiller of Kirito


  • Gha'arn, Crownforger of Kirito


  • Thu'urg, Blightmaker of Kirito


  • Vayeriks, Fatesmith of Kirito




  • Nokris, Herald of Supplicants
  • Panoptes, Mind of Confluxes


Enemy Races[edit]

  • Cabal: Ghaul Perfected, Ta'aurc Perfected, and Nine Trey Blood Goliath Tank
  • Fallen: Skolas Perfected, Taniks Ascendant, Sepiks Ascendant, and Nine Trey Blood Walker
  • Hive: Omnigul Perfected, Crota Perfected, and Phogoth Perfected
  • Scorn: Nine Trey Blood Abomination and Perfected Scorn of the Fanatic
  • Taken: Phantasm of Oryx, Echo of Nokris, Nine Trey Blood Kell Echo, and Nine Trey Blood Phalanx Echo
  • Vex: Zydron Perfected, Consecrated Primeval Mind, Sol Descendant, and Nine Trey Blood Gate Lord


  • Kirito
  • Asuna Yuuki

Shadowkeeper's Guards[edit]

  • Nohr'ku, Swordbearer of Echoes (Hive)
  • Tsurakis, Kell of Corruption (Fallen)
  • Dre'gal, Might of Tsukasa Shishio (Cabal)



Normal Mode[edit]

  • Hellfire's Extremity - Legendary Masterworked Void Hybrid Auto Rifle (A fusion of the Seventh Seraph Carbine and An Answering Chord)
  • Sugary Day - Legendary Masterworked Arc Hakke Pulse Rifle with both Unstoppable, Anti-Barrier, and Overload Burst mods (Can be equipped on the Kinetic Weapons slot)
  • Freezing Magic - Legendary Masterworked Solar Combat Bow (Can be equipped on the Power Weapons slot)
  • Felwinter's Harem - Exotic Solar Shotgun (More powerful variant of the Felwinter's Lie; can be equipped on the Power Weapons slot)
  • Convergence's End - Exotic Solar Linear Fusion Rifle (More powerful variant of the Vex Mythoclast)
  • Null Blood Sword - Exotic Solar Sword - A replica of the Null Blood Sword that was wielded by AJ. Works like it too, only weaker. (If you somehow got to this Strike and beat it, you are rewarded with this Sword, a replica of Firebringer, and the other weapons above.)

Grandmaster's Ordeal[edit]


Normal Mode[edit]

  • Trenchcoat of the Black Swordsman - Exotic Warlock Chest Armor - "Ohhh, looks like we are out of time! We'll have to continue this next week, but in the mean time, please enjoy these lovely consolation prizes from the "Kirito is Always Right Foundation"!" - Kirito
  • Grips of the Berserk Fencer - Exotic Hunter Gauntlets - "Then let me be clear. Tonight. My place. Six o'clock. I'll cook us a nice dinner. It will be a magical evening. Sound good?" - Asuna
  • Black Beater Armor Set - Legendary Armor Set

Grandmaster's Ordeal[edit]

  • Freddy Mask - Exotic Titan Helmet - "If I get jumpscared, YOU get jumpscared!" - Freddy Fazbear

Other Rewards[edit]

Normal Mode[edit]

  • Hildian Galliot - Exotic Jumpship (Directly looks like the Ceres Galliot, but it's covered with Kirito x Asuna doujinshi images)
  • Adamas Ignition - Exotic Sparrow (Plays the "Crossing Fields" theme from Sword Art Online whenever you're driving it)
  • Beater's Shell - Exotic Ghost Shell (Combination of the Infection Shell and the Okular Fortitude Shell)
  • The World - Legendary Finisher (Summons Dio's Stand, THE WORLD)
  • Gold Experience Requiem - Legendary Finisher (Summons Giorno's Stand, GOLD EXPERIENCE REQUIEM)
  • Prideful Strength - Legendary Emblem (Icon is Sweatcicle's logo, but the background is the Visage of Calus)
  • Quantum Voyage - Vex-themed Exotic Jumpship
  • Timeleaper - Vex-themed Sparrow
  • Edge Transit - Exotic Quest
  • Untempered Rage - Exotic Ornament for Lord of Wolves
  • Sword Art Unlimited - Exotic Ornament for Anarchy
  • Pucci's Embrace - Legendary Ornament for Felwinter's Lie

Grandmaster's Ordeal[edit]