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- "I am that which comes in the end. Not its heralder nor its pawn, but itself incarnate"
- — Wizard
Wizard is an immortal and vastly ancient Wizard of the Osmium court and Hive. She is renowned for being the most powerful Hive to exist - far more powerful than even the pantheon of Hive gods combined. She became the terror of the legendary Crucible player, the Hunter lBurntBagel and from that day encroached on the minds of many other famous Guardians such as GreatGamer and even the Hive expert Kyrox-11 who Wizard took a personal affinity to bewitching. During the events of Paradox, she teamed up with Kirito and Asuna to wreak havoc on the Solar System, traumatize each and every one of Humanity, and resurrect her son.
Born of the flesh from Akka, Wizard grew to hate Oryx for slaying their proginator. She tricked legions of Hive into killing themselves for her by promising them Bright Dust for Shadowkeep themed ornaments - earning the attention of Savathûn, the Witch Queen. She told the witch to search up "https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ" and Savathûn having been tricked herself and rick rolled perished immediately. These acts of War in turn summoned Xivu Arath, God of War who offered to bind Wizard to her hoard. Wizard replied by using Savathûn's stolen magics and said "No U" thus forcing Xivu to become the pawn of Wizard.
Wizard would encroach the minds of many guardians, acting as Savathûn, the Witch Queen to belittle and fool the guardians as she and Xivu prepped for their moment to strike. Leaking the former Witch Queens Facebook Minion memes, her broods defected to her side and joined forces with her - even the Pyramids. As to this present day she has unleashed Xivu as revenge for the Guardians killing Ultra Knight her son in cold blood. She was the former mate of Consort.
Wizard grew her Court in the following years growing to become the God-Wizard of the Hive with her spawn growing to a massive horde with the defecting additions of countless other existent broods.
The Swordsman's Arrival
- "Praise be to Kirito and Asuna, for they have helped me resurrect my son and bring terror upon humanity."
- — Wizard
During the events of Paradox, and the arrivals of Kirito and Asuna, the Shadowkeepers, Shadow Army, and Supplicants began sowing chaos amongst the many factions of the Sol System, gaining the attention of Wizard and her army. Delighted upon hearing about their assault on Auradon, she and her brood pledged loyalty to them and the Shadow Swarm, led by her prodigy Zharves. Since then, Wizard led the Hive across various dimensions and helped enthrall unsuspecting Guardians into Wrathborn while her son Ultra Knight would set up countless booths that sold Kirito and Asuna body pillows.
Note from the Author
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