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Private Bully
Biographical information
Other names:	Flayer Falabyl, the Discharged Ironic Loser Private of the Section 8
Species:	Cabal
Faction:	Ice Reapers (Formerly) Red Legion (Formerly) The Discharged
Rank:	Ultra
Class:	Psion War Beast
Gender:	Female
Height:	10'
Combat information
Weapon(s):	Cabal Headhunter War Beast Claws "Magic" Missile Lego Mine
Abilities:	Summon Cabal High Durability Rapid Movement "Rogue" Dash Nova Rupture Limited Flight "Archer" Dodge "Mage" Shield D-1 D-20 Drop Lego Mine

"Did your mom say you looked good today, loser? HAHAHAHAHAHA! Now give me your Lunch-Glimmer! I need to get into the Sacred Forest to claim the "Sword of Avarice" and slay the evil dragon, okay? Now, time to roll initiative!"

— Private Bully being a wannabe bully while being a sad-sack

Private Bully is a... *Snickers* get this; a *Snicker* "Level 420 Rogue-Archer Mage with *Proceeding to hold back laugh* 1337 total Goblin kills and bane of Sharak, the Despoiler. With a record of- " *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!* I... just... can't! Hehehe... *Ahem* Private Bully is apparently a *Snicker* RPG Player who constantly makes an attempt to bully others while flexing on her experience as a Role-Player. Despite her being such a- *Bursts into laughter once more* -a level 420 "Rogue-Archer Mage", she does know the tools of the trade as an indispensable soldier.