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"Okay, Papa!" Yui said as she snuggled into Kirito's chest, with her arms around his neck.

'''The Beginning to the End'''

'''Forest of the Twenty-Second Floor'''

Days flew by as the happy family spent their time together. After the little encounter with the thugs; Kirito had spent more and more time each day with Yui, going out to gather herbs, playing in the surrounding area, or just lazing around. Although Kirito himself did not know it; he had been treating the little girl like a daughter.

The four were having lunch out in the forest, a bright day with few clouds and good scenery. Kirito, Asuna, and Lizbet were all having sandwiches; Hot, spicy Boneless Chicken cutlet sandwich for Kirito, a nice BLT for Asuna, and a bagel with cream cheese of all things for Lizbet. Yui was having the specially made fruit pies and Sweet Lemon tarts that Asuna and Lizbet had made that morning.

Yui had just finished her second tart and was looking at Kirito's sandwich curiously.

"Papa, what are you eating?" Yui asked as she inspected the other half on Kirito's knee.

"I am having a super hot and spicy sandwich that Mama made" Kirito answered as he gave Asuna a kiss on the cheek in thanks.

"Can I try some?" Yui asked as she continued to look at the sandwich.

"Are you sure Yui-chan?" Asuna asked. "It's very spicy, and you might not like it"

"Yes! Can I plleeeaaase have some?" Yui asked again, more insistent this time.

"Here Yui-chan, open wide!" Kirito said as he prepared the other half of his sandwich to feed Yui.

Yui opened her mouth as wide as she could and took a very big bite from the sandwich. The other three were waiting for her verdict on the taste.

"Mmmm! Tasty!" Yui said after she had swallowed. She beamed at them.

"Ha! She has guts!" Kirito said as he picked Yui up and placed her on his shoulders.

Kirito and Yui both laughed and smiled as the two fooled around on the picnic blanket. Kirito would always end up tickling Yui's sides as she squirmed in his lap. Asuna and Lizbet looked on in amusement at the two. Having Yui in their life has changed them for the better; they had forgotten whatever innocence they had as children. Though there was only one downside… with Yui sleeping in the embrace of Asuna or Lizbet (depending on the day) there was little chance for the two sexually frustrated girls to release any tension.

The said two girls were currently gazing at Kirito with predatory gleams in their eyes as they imagined him without clothing on.

Kirito, feeling their gaze on his back, shivered slightly. Kirito knew what they wanted and he feared what would happen when they got the chance to be alone. The more he thought about it, the more he actually wanted to experience it... His thoughts must have showed on his face when Yui then spoke up.

"Papa, why do you have such a weird look on your face?" Yui asked, still an innocent computer program child. "Do you need to go potty?"

Kirito blinked several times before bursting out in laughter. "No Yui, I don't need to go to the bathroom, I just had some things in my head" ' ''And they're still there… No! Must. Not. Show. Perverted. Face. To. Yui! '' '

Yui did not notice the mental battle going on inside Kirito's head as she happily leaned back and went to sleep with her head on Kirito's chest.

Kirito was finally able to hold himself back and relaxed in the shade.

"Kirito!" Lizbet said as she came up behind him and hugged his back. "Let's take a walk around the forest!"

Kirito turned around to decline, when suddenly, he was fiercely kissed by Lizbet. After the initial shock, Kirito kissed back and dueled tongues with her. Lizbet silently moaned into his mouth as they continued to passionately kiss.

As the two broke off for air, Kirito's face was grabbed by a pair of hands and was turned to the other side this time, and he just had enough time to take a breath before Asuna kissed him this time. As with Lizbet, Kirito dueled tongues with Asuna and tasted the inside of her mouth. Asuna moaned deep in her throat as they kissed.

When these two broke the kiss for air, there was a trail of saliva connecting the two. It was at this moment that Yui made her presence known.

"What are you Papa, doing with Mama?" Yui asked sweetly in her bell-like voice. She had apparently woken up from Kirito shifting in his seat.

"I-It wa-was a-" Asuna stuttered, trying to find a believable excuse.

"It was a kiss, Yui-chan" Kirito stated simply.

"What's a 'kiss'?" Yui asked, perplexed at the meaning behind the word.

"It's when someone else's lips make contact with something else" Kirito explained. "It's like this" Kirito then gave Yui a kiss on the top of her head.

Yui beamed at the contact. "Let me try! Let me try!" She cried as she tried to push Kirito's head down so she could kiss it.

Kirito laughed as he lowered his head just enough for her to give him a kiss on the forehead. Yui went onto the tips of her toes and gave a peck to Kirito's forehead.

'''Several Days Later'''

'''Early Afternoon'''

Yui was just getting the hang of 'kissing' and was using every opportunity to kiss Kirito's face, Asuna's face and Lizbet's face. She would wake each of them up with several kisses across their faces. Eventually though, her excitement died down, but she would still kiss Kirito whenever she had the chance.

There was only several more days left before they had to leave and go back to guild headquarters. Yet the three had yet to make any decision regarding Yui; Yui could be regarded as a liability and be used as a hostage against them, especially against Kirito.

"What should we do?" Asuna asked as she regarded sleeping form of Yui. "We can't take her into that place"

"I agree" Lizbet said. "She's still young, she shouldn't have to see what happens there, what '''we''' do as a living" Lizbet finished, slightly shameful if their daughter were to learn of their deeds.

"I don't give a shit" Kirito said, much to the shock of the other two. "I say we take her in and kill all who try to take her from us, she'll learn of the truth eventually, it's just a matter of time"

"But-But wha-" Lizbet stuttered.

"But what?" Kirito asked. "If she doesn't like us for who we are and what we do, then there is no point keeping her, she'll always resent or hate us"

The two girls were silent as they thought over what Kirito said; on one hand was their almost none-existent guilt, and on the other was Yui's love and trust.

"Okay" Asuna said, coming to a decision. "We'll tell her the truth, and see what happens"

Lizbet glumly nodded her head in agreement and said nothing else.

"Now, on to some more pressing matters" Asuna said as a predatory smile emerged onto her face.

"What's that?" Kirito asked. "I thought that this was why we went across the cottage, where Yui would is least likely to hear whatever we do or say?"

"Oh yes, Yui is very important" Asuna said, making a slight motion of her hand to Lizbet, which Kirito missed. "But you have forgotten one very, very important thing"

At this point, Lizbet was directly behind him.

"What's that?" Kirito asked, still not understanding his situation.

Lizbet wrapped her arms around his waist and pressed herself onto Kirito's back. "Ever since Yui has been with us, we have been very lonely, the bed is so, so cold without you" Lizbet whispered in Kirito's ear.

Kirito shivered from the virtual feeling of Lizbet's warm breath caressing his ear. Lizbet felt him shiver and pressed her lips to his neck and began to lightly kiss. Kirito's mind was slowly losing its reason and it disappeared when he saw Asuna sauntered forward, her hips swaying with each step. Asuna grabbed his face and slammed her lips onto his.

' I guess Yui CAN wait for an hour… make that two hours' Kirito's last coherent thought soon left his mind as something far more primal took over.

'''Later That Night'''

The four of them had just finished a delicious dinner cooked by Asuna and Lizbet of roast Spring Chicken, roast Large Potatoes, a salad of crunchy Cool Lettuce, crusty Golden Baguette, and some cool Berry Mead for the teenagers, and Apple Cider for Yui.

They were sitting around the dining table, all nursing their mugs until Asuna finally decided to bring up the topic.

"*Ahem*, so Yui, in about a week or so, we need to head back into our… jobs" Asuna said.

"Are we going to a big, big city?" Yui asked, already planning what she wanted to do in such a new place.

"We are…" Lizbet interjected. "But there are some things you need to know first…"

"What's that?" Yui asked.

"Do you know what we do for a living here?" Kirito bluntly asked.

"Yep!" Yui chipped in. "Papa is head of a guild and Mommy is a member, while Mama is head of her own guild!"

"Yes…" Asuna cautiously said. "But do you know what we do in the guild?"

"Ummm" Yui scrunched up her face as she tried very hard to think about what her parents specifically did.

"We kill other players and take their stuff" Kirito bluntly answered.

"Ohh..." Yui said as she processed what she just heard. Asuna and Lizbet waited with baited breath for her answer, while Kirito leaned against the doorway and patiently waited. "So when do we head out?"

Yui's question was met with stoic silence from Kirito and surprised looks from both Asuna and Lizbet.

"Y-You-You're okay with it?" Lizbet asked, very hopeful.

"Yep!" Yui answered cheerfully.

"Wait, wait. Yui, you do know what we're talking about, right?" Asuna asked, making sure.

"Yeah, you guys kill other people for fun" Yui happily answered.

"A-And You're okay with that?" Asuna asked.

"Yeah" Yui said with a serious expression. "…Does that mean I have to do that stuff too?"

"NO!" Asuna and Lizbet both said at the same time. "If you want to…" Kirito said as well.

Asuna and Lizbet glared at Kirito for being so dense and both reacted differently; Asuna smacked him upside the head, and Lizbet slapped him.

Yui laughed at the pout on Kirito's face as he rubbed the back of his head and his left cheek.

"*Ahem* Anyway, you're going to live with us in the base, but you must not let anyone see you" Asuna warned.

"Why can't I?" Yui asked. "I want to make new friends!"

"You can sweetie, but the people you are going to meet wouldn't want to be your friend" Lizbet said, kneeling down to Yui's eye-level.

"Why not?" Yui asked, downhearted that there were people who she had yet to meet who already did not like her.

"Because there are people who would hurt you, just to hurt us" Asuna said with a sad smile.

"But don't worry so much" Lizbet said. "You'll have fun, I swear"

"Really?" Yui asked with hopeful eyes.

"Yes" Lizbet answered as she petted Yui on the head before standing back up. "Anyway, let's go to sleep, we got a big day ahead of us tomorrow"

Yui just happened to yawn at that moment. "Okay" She stretched her arms out for Kirito to pick her up.

'''Laughing Coffin Base'''

'''During the Night'''

"Are we in position?" A man wearing armor and a cowl asked.

"Yes, sir" a person answered. "We are ready to attack"

"Excellent, send a message to our brothers; take as many as they can alive, but show no mercy" The cowl wearer said.

"Yes, sir" the other answered.

'''Next Day'''

'''Forest of the Twenty-Second Floor'''

Kirito blinked as his alarm chime went off. '' 'What the hell happened last night?' '' Kirito thought as a painful throbbing thundered in his head. 'Feels like a hangover' Kirito grumbled as he tried to get out of the bed, tried, being the operative word.

Kirito was being held down by both Asuna and Lizbet; what was weird was that both of them were on top of him, one on top of the other. Asuna was straddling him, and Lizbet was straddling Asuna… 'What the hell went on last night?' Kirito asked himself as he glanced around. ' ''Oh God, I hope Yui didn't see this'' '

Kirito looked around for Yui, but saw nothing of her in the room and let out a sigh of relief. As he looked up again he came face to face with Yui.

"AH!" Kirito let out an unmanly cry at the suddenness of Yui's appearance.

"Good morning!" Yui cried as she proceeded to jump on top of the pile. "We're going home today! We're going home today!" Yui cried as she began to jump on the bed.

' ''Why aren't Lizbet and Asuna waking?'' ' Kirito asked himself. '' 'Oh yeah, you won't awake until your personal alarm goes off' '' So Kirito was stuck at the bottom of the pile until the girls woke up.

"Papa, why are you underneath Mommy and Mama?" Yui asked as she finally got a good look at the scenario.

"That's a good question, and I sadly do not have the answer to" Kirito answered as he tried to shift out from underneath the girls, but remained stuck.

With nothing better to do at the moment, Kirito opened up his menu and decided to check out his mail box. To his surprise, there were five messages from Cline, all time stamped light night and two minutes apart.

' What are these about?' Kirito asked as he opened the first message.

Kirito's eyes got more and more narrow as he continued through the message. He opened the second one and it had only one word; '''HELP''' . The last three all said the same thing as well.

' Something's not right' Kirito thought as he tried to somehow poke the two girls awake.

"Papa, what are you doing?" Yui asked me from the side of the bed.

"Trying to get your Moms off me" Kirito answered as he unsuccessfully did that.

"Do you want some help?" Yui asked.

"Thank you, but I doubt…" Kirito never got to finish.

"Mama! Mommy! Wake up!" Yui cried.

Kirito highly doubted that it would work; the player does not wake up until their personal alarm went off.

But something happened.

At first, it was just a small shift, but next it was Lizbet flopping off Asuna and started rubbing her eyes blearily.

Asuna was letting out small groaning noises as she herself shifted on top of Kirito.

"What the…?" Kirito breathed out, something like this was unheard of before.

"Yui, how did you do that?" Kirito asked, tearing his eyes away from the phenomenon.

"What do you mean?" Yui asked, her head tilted to the side, looking at me with wide child-eyes.

"How did you wake Asuna and Lizbet?" Kirito asked, baffled at the situation.

"I just called them to wake up" Yui answered, still not understanding why her papa did not understand himself.

"But... – that's… – it's…" Kirito was unable to articulately explain why he did not understand. After several seconds of sputtering, Kirito finally gave up. "Nevermind Yui, it's not important" He said with a sigh.

"Okay!" Yui said as she turned around and skipped from the room with childish grace.

"So how are you two feeling?" Kirito asked as he directed his gaze to the two girls who were sprawled on the floor.

"… What happened?" Asuna groggily asked as she shook her head.

"… My head hurts" Lizbet added as she rubbed the back of her head.

"You were both awakened by Yui's calling and then promptly fell out of bed" Kirito answered as he pulled off the covers and went through his inventory to place on the necessary clothing. "It looks like Yui is more than just an irregular NPC"

"Get dressed, something's wrong" Kirito continued as he checked over his favorite sword. "We might have some… minor issues"

"What's wrong?" Asuna perked up as she sprang up, sleepiness forgotten.

"I don't know, but it doesn't look good" Kirito answered as he glanced out the room to see if Yui was nearby. "Asuna, you and I are going back to check up with the worms. Lizbet, you will stay here with Yui, don't leave the cabin today"

"But why do I have to stay?" Lizbet whined as she pouted up at Kirito.

"because even if your Strength skill is high, but your Stealth and Agility are lacking" Kirito explained as he began placing potions and extra armor into his inventory. "Asuna and I will be back by this afternoon, we're only just getting some reports on the goings on and then we're coming back, but just in case something happens, don't leave the cabin"

"But Kiiiriiitooo" Lizbet protested.

Kirito sighed and turned away from her, he could never win against the face.

"You ready yet?" Kirito asked as he looked back down to his menu.

"Just about" Asuna answered as she fiddled with her menu as well.

"I wanna go too!" Lizbet tried again.

"It's okay, Lizbet, just watch over Yui" Asuna said as she placed on her rapier. "I'll let you have your revenge on Kirito when we get back"

Lizbet stopped in mid thought with her mouth open as a thoughtful expression came to her, and then she smiled very broadly. She looked at Asuna and she nodded her head. Asuna then also grinned broadly as the two began to laugh; "Fufufufufufu" Kirito paled visible as he began to look from Asuna and Lizbet, trying to see what kind of telepathic communication had gone on between the two.

Kirito sighed in defeat as no answer was forthcoming.

'''Twenty Minutes Later'''

Asuna and Kirito arrived outside the gates that led into the base in Lumbridge, what was odd was that there was no one manning them. 'I got a bad feeling about this' Kirito thought as he looked around and then used Scan; there was no one nearby. Kirito pushed past the swinging gates and it was like walking into a ghost town.

There was not a soul in the area and it looked like someone had trashed the place as well.

"What the hell happened?" Kirito asked as he regarded his trashed base.

"I don't know, let's search for clues" Asuna said as she started to make her way to the interior of the keep.

The two made their way inside, but it was the same in every room; trashed and devoid of anyone.

After ten minutes of searching, not a single clue was found as to what had occurred, the best theory was that some unknown group had attacked the Black Coffins and had succeeded into either killing everyone or carting them off to Starting City for jail. Either answer meant bad news; there was a group out there with enough high level players to make the difference in a battle.

Kirito scowled as he gazed around the deserted keep. "Let's go, there's nothing left here" Kirito began to make his way out.

Suddenly, a group of cowled and cloaked players made their way in.

"And you are?" Kirito asked, hand on his sword and eyes narrowed.

"Kirito" One of them said in a deep voice. "You're time has come, prepare to die" and saying nothing else, the group of five charged Kirito and Asuna.

Kirito and Asuna were not fazed at the sudden attack, the two sprang apart and drew their weapons.

Three attacked Kirito while the last two went for Asuna.

"There is no chance for victory, give up and face your death quickly and quietly" The leader of the attackers said.

Kirito smirked before saying: "We will not go quietly into the night" he declared as he positioned his sword to begin Piercing Sword.

His three attackers fanned out and surround him as he did so. Kirito's body faced the one to his right, but his eyes were targeting the leftmost attacker.

In a blink of an eye, Kirito took a step forward and drove his sword through the chest of the rightmost attacker. His sword left a red trajectory through the air as it struck.

"What?" his victim only had time to voice that as he convulsed once, and then turned into polygons.

"Very well then" the cowled leader said, you could practically hear the scowl on his face. "Use it" he ordered.

Kirito's gaze moved between the last two of his attackers, out of the corner of his eye, he could see Asuna dancing around the two fight her.

His focus turned back to the two in front of him as they each pulled out an orange potion, watching the two, Kirito re-gripped his sword, prepared for anything.

His two attackers' boots glowed orange and then they disappeared from his line of sight.

Kirito instantly threw himself forward as they two attackers swung their swords from right beside him, and just missing him. Kirito turned around and brought his sword up just in time to block a strike to his head.

Kirito grit his teeth as he held back the strength behind the two-handed sword.

His opponent disengaged and kicked out at Kirito, catching him in the side and throwing his away. Kirito smashed his back into the stone wall of the keep and gave a cry of surprise.

Kirito looked up only to find the blade of his opponent pierce his stomach.

"AH!" Kirito cried as his health dropped to 45%. Kirito grit his teeth again as he rammed his sword into the cowled head of his attacker.

"AHH!" The man cried as he back away, leaving his sword stuck in Kirito.

Kirito gave a mighty grunt as he pulled the sword out of his virtual guts and threw it away. He only had a second to take a breath before the other attacker came at him.

' I guess there's no other choice' Kirito thought as he held his sword pointed down and behind him. His entire body began to glow green. 'Reckless Charge' Kirito thought as he jumped off his back leg and swung out with his sword.

His opponent stopped in mid-step and jumped back, but that was what Kirito was hoping for; he took the precious couple of seconds and placed his secret skill back into his slots.

Kirito drew his second sword and charged, bringing both swords to either side of him. His swords glowed red as he attacked. His attacks were so fast and so numerous that one could not distinguish the start of one and the end of one, it was like one continuous swing, one raging tornado of blades. Kirito gave no quarter.

Death was quick, too quick for Kirito's taste, but he had no time to spare at the moment.

The man he was attacking was unable to even let out a sound as his dissected body parts turned into polygons.

The leader, the one he had managed to smack the hilt of his blade into his face, was picking up his sword again.

Kirito did not give him the chance; he grabbed a poisoned dagger and entered the Single Shot position; the dagger glowed green for a second before his arm extended and threw the weapon at the recovering person.

When the blade made contact, the man promptly froze in place and fell over onto his side. Kirito glanced over at how Asuna was holding against her opponents.

Asuna appeared to be just dancing around her two opponents. Her movements full of grace.

Kirito decided against interrupting the fight to just watch one of his lovers kill someone.

And Asuna did not disappoint; her rapier glowed purple as it left after-images of itself as it struck. There was no way for one to guard against such an attack.

Kirito could not see it, but he was sure that the man had a look of surprise on his face he disappeared and became nothing more than another name on the monument in Starting City.

' I wonder why her uniform consists of such a short skirt.' Kirito mused as he watched Asuna fight. 'I wonder what we'll do after this… probably that' Kirito thought as his eyes tracked every movement of her skirt.

Kirito gave a yawn; it was much less interesting watching someone else fight.

Kirito perked up when Asuna stabbed the second man through a shoulder, and then proceeded to main each limb.

The man was screaming now, not even bothering to fight back against her. A second later it was all over.

Asuna walked over to where Kirito was and gave him a very eager kiss.

"Finally done?" Kirito quipped, smirking slightly.

"And I didn't even get to see their faces" Asuna pouted.

"Well, we could just take that guy" Kirito said as he gestured at the prone body several feet away.

"Oh! You captured someone!" Asuna said as she practically skipped over to the man.

Asuna ripped the hood back to reveal the man's face. He was rather plain looking and boorish; brown hair and brown eyed. Nothing remarkable.

"Hello" Asuna purred. "We're going to hurt you soon" she said as she drew a diner knife and then proceeded to lick along its blade.

"Now, now Asuna" Kirito interjected. "Wait until we get back, Lizbet deserves the right to torture him"

==Ornament==

[[File:Kirito Ornament.jpg|300px|thumb|False God Ornament Concept: Long Live the Black Swordsman]]

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 "Okay, Papa!" Yui said as she snuggled into Kirito's chest, with her arms around his neck.
+'''The Beginning to the End'''
+'''Forest of the Twenty-Second Floor'''
+Days flew by as the happy family spent their time together. After the little encounter with the thugs; Kirito had spent more and more time each day with Yui, going out to gather herbs, playing in the surrounding area, or just lazing around. Although Kirito himself did not know it; he had been treating the little girl like a daughter.
+The four were having lunch out in the forest, a bright day with few clouds and good scenery. Kirito, Asuna, and Lizbet were all having sandwiches; Hot, spicy Boneless Chicken cutlet sandwich for Kirito, a nice BLT for Asuna, and a bagel with cream cheese of all things for Lizbet. Yui was having the specially made fruit pies and Sweet Lemon tarts that Asuna and Lizbet had made that morning.
+Yui had just finished her second tart and was looking at Kirito's sandwich curiously.
+"Papa, what are you eating?" Yui asked as she inspected the other half on Kirito's knee.
+"I am having a super hot and spicy sandwich that Mama made" Kirito answered as he gave Asuna a kiss on the cheek in thanks.
+"Can I try some?" Yui asked as she continued to look at the sandwich.
+"Are you sure Yui-chan?" Asuna asked. "It's very spicy, and you might not like it"
+"Yes! Can I plleeeaaase have some?" Yui asked again, more insistent this time.
+"Here Yui-chan, open wide!" Kirito said as he prepared the other half of his sandwich to feed Yui.
+Yui opened her mouth as wide as she could and took a very big bite from the sandwich. The other three were waiting for her verdict on the taste.
+"Mmmm! Tasty!" Yui said after she had swallowed. She beamed at them.
+"Ha! She has guts!" Kirito said as he picked Yui up and placed her on his shoulders.
+Kirito and Yui both laughed and smiled as the two fooled around on the picnic blanket. Kirito would always end up tickling Yui's sides as she squirmed in his lap. Asuna and Lizbet looked on in amusement at the two. Having Yui in their life has changed them for the better; they had forgotten whatever innocence they had as children. Though there was only one downside… with Yui sleeping in the embrace of Asuna or Lizbet (depending on the day) there was little chance for the two sexually frustrated girls to release any tension.
+The said two girls were currently gazing at Kirito with predatory gleams in their eyes as they imagined him without clothing on.
+Kirito, feeling their gaze on his back, shivered slightly. Kirito knew what they wanted and he feared what would happen when they got the chance to be alone. The more he thought about it, the more he actually wanted to experience it... His thoughts must have showed on his face when Yui then spoke up.
+"Papa, why do you have such a weird look on your face?" Yui asked, still an innocent computer program child. "Do you need to go potty?"
+Kirito blinked several times before bursting out in laughter. "No Yui, I don't need to go to the bathroom, I just had some things in my head" ' ''And they're still there… No! Must. Not. Show. Perverted. Face. To. Yui! '' '
+Yui did not notice the mental battle going on inside Kirito's head as she happily leaned back and went to sleep with her head on Kirito's chest.
+Kirito was finally able to hold himself back and relaxed in the shade.
+"Kirito!" Lizbet said as she came up behind him and hugged his back. "Let's take a walk around the forest!"
+Kirito turned around to decline, when suddenly, he was fiercely kissed by Lizbet. After the initial shock, Kirito kissed back and dueled tongues with her. Lizbet silently moaned into his mouth as they continued to passionately kiss.
+As the two broke off for air, Kirito's face was grabbed by a pair of hands and was turned to the other side this time, and he just had enough time to take a breath before Asuna kissed him this time. As with Lizbet, Kirito dueled tongues with Asuna and tasted the inside of her mouth. Asuna moaned deep in her throat as they kissed.
+When these two broke the kiss for air, there was a trail of saliva connecting the two. It was at this moment that Yui made her presence known.
+"What are you Papa, doing with Mama?" Yui asked sweetly in her bell-like voice. She had apparently woken up from Kirito shifting in his seat.
+"I-It wa-was a-" Asuna stuttered, trying to find a believable excuse.
+"It was a kiss, Yui-chan" Kirito stated simply.
+"What's a 'kiss'?" Yui asked, perplexed at the meaning behind the word.
+"It's when someone else's lips make contact with something else" Kirito explained. "It's like this" Kirito then gave Yui a kiss on the top of her head.
+Yui beamed at the contact. "Let me try! Let me try!" She cried as she tried to push Kirito's head down so she could kiss it.
+Kirito laughed as he lowered his head just enough for her to give him a kiss on the forehead. Yui went onto the tips of her toes and gave a peck to Kirito's forehead.
+'''Several Days Later'''
+'''Early Afternoon'''
+Yui was just getting the hang of 'kissing' and was using every opportunity to kiss Kirito's face, Asuna's face and Lizbet's face. She would wake each of them up with several kisses across their faces. Eventually though, her excitement died down, but she would still kiss Kirito whenever she had the chance.
+There was only several more days left before they had to leave and go back to guild headquarters. Yet the three had yet to make any decision regarding Yui; Yui could be regarded as a liability and be used as a hostage against them, especially against Kirito.
+"What should we do?" Asuna asked as she regarded sleeping form of Yui. "We can't take her into that place"
+"I agree" Lizbet said. "She's still young, she shouldn't have to see what happens there, what '''we''' do as a living" Lizbet finished, slightly shameful if their daughter were to learn of their deeds.
+"I don't give a shit" Kirito said, much to the shock of the other two. "I say we take her in and kill all who try to take her from us, she'll learn of the truth eventually, it's just a matter of time"
+"But-But wha-" Lizbet stuttered.
+"But what?" Kirito asked. "If she doesn't like us for who we are and what we do, then there is no point keeping her, she'll always resent or hate us"
+The two girls were silent as they thought over what Kirito said; on one hand was their almost none-existent guilt, and on the other was Yui's love and trust.
+"Okay" Asuna said, coming to a decision. "We'll tell her the truth, and see what happens"
+Lizbet glumly nodded her head in agreement and said nothing else.
+"Now, on to some more pressing matters" Asuna said as a predatory smile emerged onto her face.
+"What's that?" Kirito asked. "I thought that this was why we went across the cottage, where Yui would is least likely to hear whatever we do or say?"
+"Oh yes, Yui is very important" Asuna said, making a slight motion of her hand to Lizbet, which Kirito missed. "But you have forgotten one very, very important thing"
+At this point, Lizbet was directly behind him.
+"What's that?" Kirito asked, still not understanding his situation.
+Lizbet wrapped her arms around his waist and pressed herself onto Kirito's back. "Ever since Yui has been with us, we have been very lonely, the bed is so, so cold without you" Lizbet whispered in Kirito's ear.
+Kirito shivered from the virtual feeling of Lizbet's warm breath caressing his ear. Lizbet felt him shiver and pressed her lips to his neck and began to lightly kiss. Kirito's mind was slowly losing its reason and it disappeared when he saw Asuna sauntered forward, her hips swaying with each step. Asuna grabbed his face and slammed her lips onto his.
+' I guess Yui CAN wait for an hour… make that two hours' Kirito's last coherent thought soon left his mind as something far more primal took over.
+'''Later That Night'''
+The four of them had just finished a delicious dinner cooked by Asuna and Lizbet of roast Spring Chicken, roast Large Potatoes, a salad of crunchy Cool Lettuce, crusty Golden Baguette, and some cool Berry Mead for the teenagers, and Apple Cider for Yui.
+They were sitting around the dining table, all nursing their mugs until Asuna finally decided to bring up the topic.
+"*Ahem*, so Yui, in about a week or so, we need to head back into our… jobs" Asuna said.
+"Are we going to a big, big city?" Yui asked, already planning what she wanted to do in such a new place.
+"We are…" Lizbet interjected. "But there are some things you need to know first…"
+"What's that?" Yui asked.
+"Do you know what we do for a living here?" Kirito bluntly asked.
+"Yep!" Yui chipped in. "Papa is head of a guild and Mommy is a member, while Mama is head of her own guild!"
+"Yes…" Asuna cautiously said. "But do you know what we do in the guild?"
+"Ummm" Yui scrunched up her face as she tried very hard to think about what her parents specifically did.
+"We kill other players and take their stuff" Kirito bluntly answered.
+"Ohh..." Yui said as she processed what she just heard. Asuna and Lizbet waited with baited breath for her answer, while Kirito leaned against the doorway and patiently waited. "So when do we head out?"
+Yui's question was met with stoic silence from Kirito and surprised looks from both Asuna and Lizbet.
+"Y-You-You're okay with it?" Lizbet asked, very hopeful.
+"Yep!" Yui answered cheerfully.
+"Wait, wait. Yui, you do know what we're talking about, right?" Asuna asked, making sure.
+"Yeah, you guys kill other people for fun" Yui happily answered.
+"A-And You're okay with that?" Asuna asked.
+"Yeah" Yui said with a serious expression. "…Does that mean I have to do that stuff too?"
+"NO!" Asuna and Lizbet both said at the same time. "If you want to…" Kirito said as well.
+Asuna and Lizbet glared at Kirito for being so dense and both reacted differently; Asuna smacked him upside the head, and Lizbet slapped him.
+Yui laughed at the pout on Kirito's face as he rubbed the back of his head and his left cheek.
+"*Ahem* Anyway, you're going to live with us in the base, but you must not let anyone see you" Asuna warned.
+"Why can't I?" Yui asked. "I want to make new friends!"
+"You can sweetie, but the people you are going to meet wouldn't want to be your friend" Lizbet said, kneeling down to Yui's eye-level.
+"Why not?" Yui asked, downhearted that there were people who she had yet to meet who already did not like her.
+"Because there are people who would hurt you, just to hurt us" Asuna said with a sad smile.
+"But don't worry so much" Lizbet said. "You'll have fun, I swear"
+"Really?" Yui asked with hopeful eyes.
+"Yes" Lizbet answered as she petted Yui on the head before standing back up. "Anyway, let's go to sleep, we got a big day ahead of us tomorrow"
+Yui just happened to yawn at that moment. "Okay" She stretched her arms out for Kirito to pick her up.
+'''Laughing Coffin Base'''
+'''During the Night'''
+"Are we in position?" A man wearing armor and a cowl asked.
+"Yes, sir" a person answered. "We are ready to attack"
+"Excellent, send a message to our brothers; take as many as they can alive, but show no mercy" The cowl wearer said.
+"Yes, sir" the other answered.
+'''Next Day'''
+'''Forest of the Twenty-Second Floor'''
+Kirito blinked as his alarm chime went off. '' 'What the hell happened last night?' '' Kirito thought as a painful throbbing thundered in his head. 'Feels like a hangover' Kirito grumbled as he tried to get out of the bed, tried, being the operative word.
+Kirito was being held down by both Asuna and Lizbet; what was weird was that both of them were on top of him, one on top of the other. Asuna was straddling him, and Lizbet was straddling Asuna… 'What the hell went on last night?' Kirito asked himself as he glanced around. ' ''Oh God, I hope Yui didn't see this'' '
+Kirito looked around for Yui, but saw nothing of her in the room and let out a sigh of relief. As he looked up again he came face to face with Yui.
+"AH!" Kirito let out an unmanly cry at the suddenness of Yui's appearance.
+"Good morning!" Yui cried as she proceeded to jump on top of the pile. "We're going home today! We're going home today!" Yui cried as she began to jump on the bed.
+' ''Why aren't Lizbet and Asuna waking?'' ' Kirito asked himself. '' 'Oh yeah, you won't awake until your personal alarm goes off' '' So Kirito was stuck at the bottom of the pile until the girls woke up.
+"Papa, why are you underneath Mommy and Mama?" Yui asked as she finally got a good look at the scenario.
+"That's a good question, and I sadly do not have the answer to" Kirito answered as he tried to shift out from underneath the girls, but remained stuck.
+With nothing better to do at the moment, Kirito opened up his menu and decided to check out his mail box. To his surprise, there were five messages from Cline, all time stamped light night and two minutes apart.
+' What are these about?' Kirito asked as he opened the first message.
+Kirito's eyes got more and more narrow as he continued through the message. He opened the second one and it had only one word; '''HELP''' . The last three all said the same thing as well.
+' Something's not right' Kirito thought as he tried to somehow poke the two girls awake.
+"Papa, what are you doing?" Yui asked me from the side of the bed.
+"Trying to get your Moms off me" Kirito answered as he unsuccessfully did that.
+"Do you want some help?" Yui asked.
+"Thank you, but I doubt…" Kirito never got to finish.
+"Mama! Mommy! Wake up!" Yui cried.
+Kirito highly doubted that it would work; the player does not wake up until their personal alarm went off.
+But something happened.
+At first, it was just a small shift, but next it was Lizbet flopping off Asuna and started rubbing her eyes blearily.
+Asuna was letting out small groaning noises as she herself shifted on top of Kirito.
+"What the…?" Kirito breathed out, something like this was unheard of before.
+"Yui, how did you do that?" Kirito asked, tearing his eyes away from the phenomenon.
+"What do you mean?" Yui asked, her head tilted to the side, looking at me with wide child-eyes.
+"How did you wake Asuna and Lizbet?" Kirito asked, baffled at the situation.
+"I just called them to wake up" Yui answered, still not understanding why her papa did not understand himself.
+"But... – that's… – it's…" Kirito was unable to articulately explain why he did not understand. After several seconds of sputtering, Kirito finally gave up. "Nevermind Yui, it's not important" He said with a sigh.
+"Okay!" Yui said as she turned around and skipped from the room with childish grace.
+"So how are you two feeling?" Kirito asked as he directed his gaze to the two girls who were sprawled on the floor.
+"… What happened?" Asuna groggily asked as she shook her head.
+"… My head hurts" Lizbet added as she rubbed the back of her head.
+"You were both awakened by Yui's calling and then promptly fell out of bed" Kirito answered as he pulled off the covers and went through his inventory to place on the necessary clothing. "It looks like Yui is more than just an irregular NPC"
+"Get dressed, something's wrong" Kirito continued as he checked over his favorite sword. "We might have some… minor issues"
+"What's wrong?" Asuna perked up as she sprang up, sleepiness forgotten.
+"I don't know, but it doesn't look good" Kirito answered as he glanced out the room to see if Yui was nearby. "Asuna, you and I are going back to check up with the worms. Lizbet, you will stay here with Yui, don't leave the cabin today"
+"But why do I have to stay?" Lizbet whined as she pouted up at Kirito.
+"because even if your Strength skill is high, but your Stealth and Agility are lacking" Kirito explained as he began placing potions and extra armor into his inventory. "Asuna and I will be back by this afternoon, we're only just getting some reports on the goings on and then we're coming back, but just in case something happens, don't leave the cabin"
+"But Kiiiriiitooo" Lizbet protested.
+Kirito sighed and turned away from her, he could never win against the face.
+"You ready yet?" Kirito asked as he looked back down to his menu.
+"Just about" Asuna answered as she fiddled with her menu as well.
+"I wanna go too!" Lizbet tried again.
+"It's okay, Lizbet, just watch over Yui" Asuna said as she placed on her rapier. "I'll let you have your revenge on Kirito when we get back"
+Lizbet stopped in mid thought with her mouth open as a thoughtful expression came to her, and then she smiled very broadly. She looked at Asuna and she nodded her head. Asuna then also grinned broadly as the two began to laugh; "Fufufufufufu" Kirito paled visible as he began to look from Asuna and Lizbet, trying to see what kind of telepathic communication had gone on between the two.
+Kirito sighed in defeat as no answer was forthcoming.
+'''Twenty Minutes Later'''
+Asuna and Kirito arrived outside the gates that led into the base in Lumbridge, what was odd was that there was no one manning them. 'I got a bad feeling about this' Kirito thought as he looked around and then used Scan; there was no one nearby. Kirito pushed past the swinging gates and it was like walking into a ghost town.
+There was not a soul in the area and it looked like someone had trashed the place as well.
+"What the hell happened?" Kirito asked as he regarded his trashed base.
+"I don't know, let's search for clues" Asuna said as she started to make her way to the interior of the keep.
+The two made their way inside, but it was the same in every room; trashed and devoid of anyone.
+After ten minutes of searching, not a single clue was found as to what had occurred, the best theory was that some unknown group had attacked the Black Coffins and had succeeded into either killing everyone or carting them off to Starting City for jail. Either answer meant bad news; there was a group out there with enough high level players to make the difference in a battle.
+Kirito scowled as he gazed around the deserted keep. "Let's go, there's nothing left here" Kirito began to make his way out.
+Suddenly, a group of cowled and cloaked players made their way in.
+"And you are?" Kirito asked, hand on his sword and eyes narrowed.
+"Kirito" One of them said in a deep voice. "You're time has come, prepare to die" and saying nothing else, the group of five charged Kirito and Asuna.
+Kirito and Asuna were not fazed at the sudden attack, the two sprang apart and drew their weapons.
+Three attacked Kirito while the last two went for Asuna.
+"There is no chance for victory, give up and face your death quickly and quietly" The leader of the attackers said.
+Kirito smirked before saying: "We will not go quietly into the night" he declared as he positioned his sword to begin Piercing Sword.
+His three attackers fanned out and surround him as he did so. Kirito's body faced the one to his right, but his eyes were targeting the leftmost attacker.
+In a blink of an eye, Kirito took a step forward and drove his sword through the chest of the rightmost attacker. His sword left a red trajectory through the air as it struck.
+"What?" his victim only had time to voice that as he convulsed once, and then turned into polygons.
+"Very well then" the cowled leader said, you could practically hear the scowl on his face. "Use it" he ordered.
+Kirito's gaze moved between the last two of his attackers, out of the corner of his eye, he could see Asuna dancing around the two fight her.
+His focus turned back to the two in front of him as they each pulled out an orange potion, watching the two, Kirito re-gripped his sword, prepared for anything.
+His two attackers' boots glowed orange and then they disappeared from his line of sight.
+Kirito instantly threw himself forward as they two attackers swung their swords from right beside him, and just missing him. Kirito turned around and brought his sword up just in time to block a strike to his head.
+Kirito grit his teeth as he held back the strength behind the two-handed sword.
+His opponent disengaged and kicked out at Kirito, catching him in the side and throwing his away. Kirito smashed his back into the stone wall of the keep and gave a cry of surprise.
+Kirito looked up only to find the blade of his opponent pierce his stomach.
+"AH!" Kirito cried as his health dropped to 45%. Kirito grit his teeth again as he rammed his sword into the cowled head of his attacker.
+"AHH!" The man cried as he back away, leaving his sword stuck in Kirito.
+Kirito gave a mighty grunt as he pulled the sword out of his virtual guts and threw it away. He only had a second to take a breath before the other attacker came at him.
+' I guess there's no other choice' Kirito thought as he held his sword pointed down and behind him. His entire body began to glow green. 'Reckless Charge' Kirito thought as he jumped off his back leg and swung out with his sword.
+His opponent stopped in mid-step and jumped back, but that was what Kirito was hoping for; he took the precious couple of seconds and placed his secret skill back into his slots.
+Kirito drew his second sword and charged, bringing both swords to either side of him. His swords glowed red as he attacked. His attacks were so fast and so numerous that one could not distinguish the start of one and the end of one, it was like one continuous swing, one raging tornado of blades. Kirito gave no quarter.
+Death was quick, too quick for Kirito's taste, but he had no time to spare at the moment.
+The man he was attacking was unable to even let out a sound as his dissected body parts turned into polygons.
+The leader, the one he had managed to smack the hilt of his blade into his face, was picking up his sword again.
+Kirito did not give him the chance; he grabbed a poisoned dagger and entered the Single Shot position; the dagger glowed green for a second before his arm extended and threw the weapon at the recovering person.
+When the blade made contact, the man promptly froze in place and fell over onto his side. Kirito glanced over at how Asuna was holding against her opponents.
+Asuna appeared to be just dancing around her two opponents. Her movements full of grace.
+Kirito decided against interrupting the fight to just watch one of his lovers kill someone.
+And Asuna did not disappoint; her rapier glowed purple as it left after-images of itself as it struck. There was no way for one to guard against such an attack.
+Kirito could not see it, but he was sure that the man had a look of surprise on his face he disappeared and became nothing more than another name on the monument in Starting City.
+' I wonder why her uniform consists of such a short skirt.' Kirito mused as he watched Asuna fight. 'I wonder what we'll do after this… probably that' Kirito thought as his eyes tracked every movement of her skirt.
+Kirito gave a yawn; it was much less interesting watching someone else fight.
+Kirito perked up when Asuna stabbed the second man through a shoulder, and then proceeded to main each limb.
+The man was screaming now, not even bothering to fight back against her. A second later it was all over.
+Asuna walked over to where Kirito was and gave him a very eager kiss.
+"Finally done?" Kirito quipped, smirking slightly.
+"And I didn't even get to see their faces" Asuna pouted.
+"Well, we could just take that guy" Kirito said as he gestured at the prone body several feet away.
+"Oh! You captured someone!" Asuna said as she practically skipped over to the man.
+Asuna ripped the hood back to reveal the man's face. He was rather plain looking and boorish; brown hair and brown eyed. Nothing remarkable.
+"Hello" Asuna purred. "We're going to hurt you soon" she said as she drew a diner knife and then proceeded to lick along its blade.
+"Now, now Asuna" Kirito interjected. "Wait until we get back, Lizbet deserves the right to torture him"
 ==Ornament==
 [[File:Kirito Ornament.jpg|300px|thumb|False God Ornament Concept: Long Live the Black Swordsman]]

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