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Admiral Weakling
Biographical information

Other name(s):

Valus Argolk, Discharged
Feeble Commander
Admiral of the Section 8




The Discharged


Inexperienced Admiral


Gladiator Centurion



Combat information


Section 8


Projection Rifle
Cabal Severus
Pew Pew Boom


Solar Shield
Staggered Debuff
Burning Effect
Weakened Debuff
Blindness Effect
Glitched Debuff
High Durability
Rapid Movement
Limited Flight
Strafe Thrusters
Summon Cabal
Cabal Melee


"I shall DEFEAT you, Guardian! I am the greatest soldier in the history of everything that ever was! NOTHING can stop me! You hear me?! NOTHING!!"
— Admiral Weakling exaggerating his own combat capabilities while remaining unaware of his weakness

Admiral Weakling is a terrible Cabal commander noted for his general sense of weakness. He claims to be the greatest soldier "in the history of everything that ever was", which doesn't make any sense because he's been discharged numerous times for his inability to fight off even the lowliest Dreg. What a joke!


Admiral Weakling's Projection Rifle is made to be significantly weaker than the normal version, with drastically reduced fire rate, blast radius, and damage; to compensate, its explosives have slight seeking properties and stagger targets upon detonation. For close range combat, he uses a Cabal Severus that deals significantly less damage than normal, but inflicts slight burning effects. For defense, his Solar shield is immune to non-Solar damage, but is much less durable overall and takes longer to recharge than a normal elemental shield. Admiral Weakling's only special attack that would make him even remotely threatening is his "Pew Pew Boom" laser pistol, which fires laser beams that blind their targets, inflict them with a "Weakened" debuff that decreases weapon damage by 100% for a short time, and cause them to glitch out a random intervals; the frequency of the glitches increases as time passes. But even with his laser beam, he is an absolute cakewalk.