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| ==="The Pirate Code" by Parrot=== | | ==="The Pirate Code" by Parrot=== |
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| Article I, Section 1: Always listen to the Captain.
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| Captain Maru always has a way.
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| Article I, Section 4: Always keep your weapons clean and functional to ensure the fastest possible counterattack when the unexpected occurs.
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| This is of the utmost necessity. Nobody wants shards from a burst barrel slicing their throats.
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| Article II, Section 3: Should you get lost, always look up to the stars.
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| Of course, you could also look down at the radar.
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| Article II, Section 4: Don't hide from the storms—head for their eye.
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| Hold fast, sailors. We'll be able to enjoy a nice nap.
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| Article III, Section 5: No cheating during Shadowshaper Duels.
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| [Maru's handwriting] This rule does not apply to the Captain.
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| Article III, Section 8: On land, a little lying goes a long way.
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| This goes for land ONLY. Honesty is the best sail.
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| Article IV, Section 1: Taking pleasure from destruction, harm, or murder is strictly prohibited.
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| This extends to plants, animals, humans, and Ghosts. Life is nature's gift. Treasure it.
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| Article IV, Section 2: Those who follow the Captain get their rewards.
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| Everyone gets their fair share! Everyone!
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| Article IV, Section 5: Don't even think about retreating.
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| We've gotta see the world beyond Earth, mateys.
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| ===Children=== | | ===Children=== |
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