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Ma'riah Car'y, Hive Witch (Joke Boss)
Biographical information
Other name(s):	Songbird Supreme Queen of Christmas Artist of the Decade (1990s) Best Selling Female Pop Artist of the Millennium Hunger Ambassador of the World Hunger Relief Movement Mirage Screaming bitch of pain The High-Pitch Bitch Harmonious Songstress (Shin'ra, the Sorrow-Maker)
Homeworld:	Earth
Species:	Hive
Gender:	Female
Political and military information
Rank:	Queen of Christmas
Notable info:	Mother of the Hive Gods

Ascendant

Ma'riah Car'y, Hive Goddess
Biographical information
Species:	Hive
Rank:	Ultra
Class:	Wizard
Gender:	Female
Combat information
Weapon(s):	Songbreaker Hive shield
Abilities:	Grasp of Christmas Deathsong High Note Festive Doxology Blighted Holiday Darkness Blast Darkness Dimension High Durability Perpetual Immunity (Heroic) Rapid Flight Sword Slam Shield Bash Teleportation Poison Storm Elemental Shield (Solar, Arc, Void) Summon Festive Taken Summon Celebratory Knights Summon Christmassy Ogres

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"

— Every single Guardian who has listened to her best-selling Christmas songs

Ma'riah Car'y is an ancient Hive Wizard rumored to be the long estranged mother of the three Hive Gods. Most sources agree She was kicked out of the Court of Oryx after one of Her songs caused the Worm god Akka to consume itself in a vain effort to escape the earworm. According to Savathûn, however, Oryx allowed this to happen in order to take the credit and assume the mantle of Taken King; meanwhile Xivu Arath's only comment is "mother's music sucks, but dang, it gets the job done of furthering the Song Logic".

After all of Her kids were easily killed by silly Guardians, Ma'riah Car'y personally emerged out of the depths of the Ascendant plane to challenge their strongest warrior to a battle of wills, and to prove to the Black Fleet that She, and not anyone else, is most worthy of destroying the Traveler (again, most sources claim the real reason for its running from the Hive is to escape Her songs, but, c'mon, it's the Hive).

Trivia

• Her name is a reference to Mariah Carey.