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{{title|Zorpalods}}
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{{Race infobox
|name=Zorpalods
|othernames=Zorpal-Lodas <br> Sluggerians
|image=[[File:Zorp.jpg|300px]]
|variant=
|homeworld=Sluggeria {{c|formerly}}
|focalworld(s)=[[Sol System]]
|goals=Eliminate all paracausality
|war=[[Darkness]]<br>[[Light]]<br>[[Last City|The City]]<br>[[Hive]]<br>[[Cabal]]<br>[[Fallen]]<br>Fortnite Island
|ally=[[Forum:Astrodemons|Astrodemons]]<br>[[Zavala|Zavala's Hair]]<br>[[Ecumene]] {{c|formerly}}
|height=3m
|weight=
|distinctions=
|lifespan=Thousands of years
|notable-group=
|notable-person=[[Forum:Zargwe, Regent of the Zorpalods|Zargwe, Regent of the Zorpalods]] <br> Zorpal, Eternal King <br> Zoltasi, the Nail Hitter
}}

{{quote|Actually, considering my pvp stats, the titles I have, as well as emblems and such I have from flawless raids, solo flawless dungeons, etc... There's only a small portion of the playerbase that's better than me. Swing and a miss. Maybe next time slugger.|[[Forum:Zargwe, Regent of the Zorpalods|Zargwe, Regent of the Zorpalods]]}}

The '''Zorpalods''' are a [[race]] of enemies introduced in [[Forum:Season of the Plague|Episode: Plague]].

==History==
===The Ancient Past===
According to the [[Books of Sorrow|Books of Slugger]], the people who would eventually become the Zorpalods were scattered across many nations, including the two greatest of Sluggeria: [[Luke Smith|Pukshitia]] and [[Pete Parsons|Parsoland]]<ref>Pete Parsons resign please lol.</ref>. A devastating war between these nations led to the destruction of countless cities and the downfall of many great nations. This included [[Ballyhoo Mk.27|Balihou]], which was decimated by the deadly fomonuclear weapons that were developed unwittingly during the age of the [[Beyond Light|Light from Beyond]] by a Sluggerian scientist named [[Bungie|Jahn Bunjee]].

In the aftermath of Balihou's destruction, a young survivor named Zorpal discovered a new, overwhelming power he called "The way of the Slugger." Using this strength, Zorpal forced a ceasefire. It was at Zorpengrad, the former capital of Balihou, where he negotiated a peace treaty signed by both nations, which formally established the Union of Sluggerian States. Zorpal led Sluggeria through rebuilding and unification, eventually uniting the planet under a single flag. Zorpal was crowned Eternal King, and the people of Sluggeria adopted the name "'''Zorpal-Lodas'''," meaning "Followers of Zorpal."

After Zorpal's passing, subsequent elected leaders held the title of "Regent of Sluggeria" symbolising that their rule took place in the absence of their true king, Zorpal. During this golden age, lasting hundreds of years, the title of Zorpal-Lodas evolved into the "'''Zorpalods'''" known today. The Zorpalods reached for the stars, discovering a universe teeming with life and governed by the '''Amiable [[Ecumene]]''', which welcomed them with open arms. The Zorpalods found they had much in common, culturally, with another species of the Ecumene named the '''Fomosians'''. The Zorpalods formed a symbolic alliance with this species, which would eventually come to be known as the [[Forum:Astrodemons|'''Astrodemons''']].

The Zorpalods flourished for many years until the famed Zoltasi, the Nail Hitter, 555th Regent of Sluggeria, foresaw an end to it all, using The Way of the Slugger's limited ability of foresight. This led the Zorpalods and their newfound allies, the Astrodemons, to begin developing preparations for a devastating outcome.<ref name="lol">It was revealed to me in a dream.</ref>

===The End of Sluggeria===
As the [[Hive-Ecumene war|war]] between the Hive and the Ecumene raged, the Zorpalods and Astrodemons were among the few civilizations prepared for a mass exodus, should the battle turn in favour of the Hive. Their preparation paid off, as half their population successfully evacuated. After the Ecumene's decimation, [[Forum:Zargwe, Regent of the Zorpalods|Zargwe]], 569th<ref>PLEASE LAUGH</ref> Regent of the Zorpalods, swore vengeance on all Paracausal beings.<ref name="lol"/>

==Members==
===Leadership===
*'''Zorpal, Eternal King''' {{c|formerly, de jure}}
*'''Zoltasi, the Nail Hitter''' {{c|formerly}}
*'''[[Forum:Zargwe, Regent of the Zorpalods|Zargwe, Regent of the Zorpalods]]'''

==Trivia==
*Finishing a Zorpalod while it is frozen can sometimes result in the player being gargalost.
*When the perk, [https://d2.destinygamewiki.com/wiki/Vorpal_Weapon Zorpal Weapon], was introduced, the Zorpalods became the first enemy race to receive a race-specific weapon perk.
**A popular perk combination with weapons used for Zorpalod specific [[nightfall]]s is Rapid Shit and Zorpal Weapon.
**In Episode: Plague, Zorpal Weapon, was temporarily vaulted, leaving Zorpal Champions temporarily unstoppable. This was soon fixed with the introduction of the secret exotic Glorbo's Deception. This was able to stun them, but had an extremely high chance of the player permanently being gargalost.

==Gallery==
<gallery perrow=3>
Zorp Slugger.jpg|A Zorpalod Slugger
</gallery>

==List of appearances==
*''[[Destiny 2]]: [[The Final Shape]]'' {{Fm}}
**''[[Forum:Season of the Plague|Episode: Plague]]'' {{1st}}
*''[[Forum:Destiny 3|Destiny 3]]''
**[[Forum:Destiny 3|Kick in the Teeth]]''
***''[[Forum:Destiny 3|Episode: FOMO]]''
***''[[Forum:Destiny 3|Episode: Slugger]]''

==References==
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