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==Transcript==
==Transcript==
{Loading Screen}
{Loading Screen}
'''[[User:Joskaa#Joke boss|JOSKAA, PIANO KELL]]''': So...AJ, whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with anime on some place that I have no clue of. So, let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Kirito. From what we can gather, he and Asuna command the Shadowkeepers from some Anime base outside of Aincrad. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this weeb out, and break their grip on Destiny.
'''[[User:Joskaa#Joke boss|JOSKAA, PIANO KELL]]''' - So...AJ, whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with anime on some place that I have no clue of. So, let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Kirito. From what we can gather, he and Asuna command the Shadowkeepers from some Anime base outside of Aincrad. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this weeb out, and break their grip on Destiny.
{Gameplay}
{Gameplay}


The team goes to find an open space, guarded by [[Forum:The FBI Legion (Joke Faction)|FBI]] Cabal and [[Forum:House of Lions|Lion Fallen]].
The team goes to find a open space, guarded by [[Forum:The FBI Legion (Joke Faction)|FBI]] Cabal and [[Forum:House of Lions|Lion Fallen]].


'''[[The Ghost|GHOST]]''': Okay, three questions, AJ. Why are we here? Who are we fighting? And who are these guys?
'''[[The Ghost|GHOST]]''' - Okay, three questions, 1: AJ, why are we here? 2: Who are we fighting? and 3: Who are these guys.


'''[[Forum:Proteus|PROTEUS]]''': Salutations.  
'''[[Forum:Proteus|PROTEUS]]''': Salutations.  


'''[[Forum:AJ, the Relentless|AJ]]''': Uhhh, we need you because you are a god at this. Anyway, this boy we're fighting... his name is Kirito... and that's Proteus, Joseph, and...uh, I think it was Dio, but anyway....we got to hurry up and get here!
'''[[Forum:AJ, the Relentless|AJ]]''', uhhh we need you cause you are a god at this? Two were fighting Kirito, and three, that's Proteus, Joseph, and...uh, I think it was Dio, but anyway....we got to hurry up and get here!


The team would meet with the FBI and AJ opens a portal.
The team would meet with the FBI and AJ opens a portal


AJ: Okay, get ready, everyone!
AJ: Okay, get ready everyone!


GHOST: Oh boy...let the madness roller coast begin...
GHOST: Oh boy...let the madness roller coast begin...


The Portal opens and everyone enters it, which reveals itself to be Aincrad in front of them.
The Portal opens and everyone enters it which reveal them to Aincrad.


GHOST: Where are we?
GHOST: Where are we?


AJ: No clue....I guess this must be where Kirito is at. Just... everyone, be on your guard and if you find anyone attacking you, you fire back.
AJ: No clue....I guess this where Kirito is at? Just everyone be on your guard and if you find anyone attacking you, you fire back.


The team nods and wander around the place.
The team nods and wander around the place


PROTEUS: This will be an interesting battle.
PROTEUS: This will be an interesting battle.
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*[[Forum:Atlas-7|Atlas-7]] - A somewhat absentminded and childish Titan who agreed to help avenge Vuvuzela.
*[[Forum:Atlas-7|Atlas-7]] - A somewhat absentminded and childish Titan who agreed to help avenge Vuvuzela.
*[[Forum:Parvus-4|Parvus-4]] - An oddball Warlock who will be participating in the Raid.
*[[Forum:Parvus-4|Parvus-4]] - An oddball Warlock who will be participating in the Raid.
*John Wick


==Enemies==
==Enemies==
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*Ruby Hale (Similar in appearance to Dove Cameron's character from Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.)
*Ruby Hale (Similar in appearance to Dove Cameron's character from Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.)
*Freddy Fazbear (Grandmaster's Ordeal)
*Freddy Fazbear (Grandmaster's Ordeal)
*Sans the Skeleton (Grandmaster's Ordeal)
*Sans Undertale (Grandmaster)
*Neo Cortex (Grandmaster's Ordeal)


====Fallen====
====Fallen====
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*Vayeriks, Fatesmith of Kirito
*Vayeriks, Fatesmith of Kirito
===Champions===
===Champions===
====Majors====
*Overload Harem Hobgoblin
*Overload Harem Hobgoblin
*Unstoppable Loli Ogre
*Unstoppable Loli Ogre
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*[[Forum:Overload Taken Captain|Overload Taken Captain]]
*[[Forum:Overload Taken Captain|Overload Taken Captain]]
*[[Forum:Unstoppable Vandal|Unstoppable Vandal]]
*[[Forum:Unstoppable Vandal|Unstoppable Vandal]]
*[[Forum:Nullifier Harpy|Nullifier Harpy]]
====Ultras====
*Nokris, Herald of Supplicants
*Panoptes, Mind of Confluxes


==Bosses==
==Bosses==
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*Kirito
*Kirito
*Asuna Yuuki
*Asuna Yuuki
====Shadowkeeper's Guards====
*Nohr'ku, Swordbearer of Echoes (Hive)
*Tsurakis, Kell of Corruption (Fallen)
*Dre'gal, Might of Tsukasa Shishio (Cabal)


==Rewards==
==Rewards==
===Weapons===
===Weapons===
====Normal Mode====
*Hellfire's Extremity - Legendary Masterworked Void Hybrid Auto Rifle (A fusion of the [[Seventh Seraph Carbine]] and [[An Answering Chord]])
*Hellfire's Extremity - Legendary Masterworked Void Hybrid Auto Rifle (A fusion of the [[Seventh Seraph Carbine]] and [[An Answering Chord]])
*Sugary Day - Legendary Masterworked Arc Hakke Pulse Rifle with both Unstoppable, Anti-Barrier, and Overload Burst mods (Can be equipped on the Kinetic Weapons slot)
*Sugary Day - Legendary Masterworked Arc Hakke Pulse Rifle with both Unstoppable, Anti-Barrier, and Overload Burst mods (Can be equipped on the Kinetic Weapons slot)
*Freezing Magic - Legendary Masterworked Solar Combat Bow (Can be equipped on the Power Weapons slot)
*Freezing Magic - Legendary Masterworked Solar Combat Bow (Can be equipped on the Power Weapons slot)
*Felwinter's Harem - Exotic Solar Shotgun (More powerful variant of the [[Felwinter's Lie]]; can be equipped on the Power Weapons slot)
*Felwinter's Harem - Exotic Solar Shotgun (More powerful variant of the [[Felwinter's Lie]]; can be equipped on the Power Weapons slot)
*[[Forum:Convergence's End|Convergence's End]] - Exotic Solar Linear Fusion Rifle (More powerful variant of the [[Vex Mythoclast]])
*[[Forum:Convergence’s End|Convergence’s End]] - Exotic Solar Linear Fusion Rifle (More powerful variant of the [[Vex Mythoclast]])
*[[Forum:Null Blood Sword|Null Blood Sword]] - Exotic Solar Sword - A replica of the Null Blood Sword that was wielded by AJ. Works like it too, only weaker. (If you somehow got to this Strike and beat it, you are rewarded with this Sword, a replica of [[Forum:Firebringer|Firebringer]], and the other weapons above.)
*[[Forum:Null Blood Sword|Null Blood Sword]] - Exotic Solar Sword - A replica of the Null Blood Sword that was wielded by AJ. Works like it too, only weaker. (If you somehow got to this Strike and beat it, you are rewarded with this Sword, a replica of [[Forum:Firebringer|Firebringer]], and the other weapons above.)
====Grandmaster's Ordeal====


===Armors===
===Armors===
====Normal Mode====
*Trenchcoat of the Black Beater - Exotic Warlock Chest Armor - "Ohhh, looks like we are out of time! We'll have to continue this next week, but in the mean time, please enjoy these lovely consolation prizes from the "Kirito is Always Right Foundation"!" - Kirito
*Trenchcoat of the Black Swordsman - Exotic Warlock Chest Armor - "Ohhh, looks like we are out of time! We'll have to continue this next week, but in the mean time, please enjoy these lovely consolation prizes from the "Kirito is Always Right Foundation"!" - Kirito
*Grips of the Berserk Fencer - Exotic Hunter Gauntlets - "Then let me be clear. Tonight. My place. Six o'clock. I'll cook us a nice dinner. It will be a magical evening. Sound good?" - Asuna
*Grips of the Berserk Fencer - Exotic Hunter Gauntlets - "Then let me be clear. Tonight. My place. Six o'clock. I'll cook us a nice dinner. It will be a magical evening. Sound good?" - Asuna
*Black Beater Armor Set - Legendary Armor Set
*Black Beater Armor Set - Legendary Armor Set
====Grandmaster's Ordeal====
*Freddy Mask - Exotic Titan Helmet - "If I get jumpscared, YOU get jumpscared!" - Freddy Fazbear


===Other Rewards===
===Other Rewards===
====Normal Mode====
*Hildian Galliot - Exotic Jumpship (Directly looks like the [[Ceres Galliot]], but it's covered with Kirito x Asuna doujinshi images)
*Hildian Galliot - Exotic Jumpship (Directly looks like the [[Ceres Galliot]], but it's covered with Kirito x Asuna doujinshi images)
*Adamas Ignition - Exotic Sparrow (Plays the "Crossing Fields" theme from Sword Art Online whenever you're driving it)
*Adamas Ignition - Exotic Sparrow (Plays the "Crossing Fields" theme from Sword Art Online whenever you're driving it)
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*Sword Art Unlimited - Exotic Ornament for [[Anarchy]]
*Sword Art Unlimited - Exotic Ornament for [[Anarchy]]
*Pucci's Embrace - Legendary Ornament for [[Felwinter's Lie]]
*Pucci's Embrace - Legendary Ornament for [[Felwinter's Lie]]
====Grandmaster's Ordeal====
*Another Broken World - Exotic Ornament for [[Forum:Firebringer|Firebringer]]
*Another Broken World - Exotic Ornament for [[Forum:Firebringer|Firebringer]]
*Unclenched Eye of Void - Exotic Ornament for [[Forum:Lion's Pride|Lion's Pride]]
*Unclenched Eye of Void - Exotic Ornament for [[Forum:Lion's Pride|Lion's Pride]]
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