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==Lore== | |||
"It's not complicated. I just want to stomp my enemies using a giant mech suit," the [[Titan]] mused. | |||
"Seems a little redundant," replied his [[Hunter]] teammate. | |||
The pair were stationed at the rim of a canyon, watching their [[Warlock]] teammate take readings from a [[Vex]] conflux down below. The Titan surveyed the canyon through the scope of his elaborate sniper rifle, while the Hunter scanned his radar for any hint of incoming hostiles. | |||
"I mean, no offense," the Hunter continued, "but you're already an [[Exo]]." | |||
The Titan took his eye off the scope and scowled at his teammate. "What the hell do you mean by that?" | |||
"C'mon, man. You know what I mean," the Hunter replied, rolling his eyes. | |||
"What, just because I'm an Exo, I'm an empty mechanized shell or something?" the Titan growled, piqued. | |||
"I didn't say that. It's just… you've already got a machine body. And superpowers. What the hell is a mech suit gonna add?" | |||
"Oh, so just because I'm an Exo, I don't deserve a mech suit?" The Titan began to raise his voice. | |||
"Dude. First of all, mech suits don't exist. Second—" | |||
"Tell that to giant [[Clovis Bray]]." | |||
"SECOND," the Hunter continued, "there's nothing a mech suit could do that you can't already. I mean, the Vex actually need theirs to—" | |||
"So NOW I'm a VEX?!" the Titan hollered, throwing his hands up. | |||
"I DIDN'T SAY THAT!" | |||
"GUESS I'M JUST A METAL SHELL FILLED WITH GROSS ELECTRIC MILK—" | |||
A thunderous CRUNCH interrupted the Titan's rant. The pair peered into the valley below, where an enormous [[Minotaur|Vex Minotaur]] was lifting its giant metal hoof from the flattened body of their Warlock teammate. | |||
The Guardians winced. There was an awkward silence. | |||
"…All right, I admit it," the Hunter finally spoke up. "That did look like fun." | |||
==List of appearances== | ==List of appearances== | ||