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==Lore== | ==Lore== | ||
===Destiny 2=== | |||
You'd think the problem with showing up empty-handed to a gunfight would be the bullets. And yes, turning a gunfight into a fistfight is an awful lot of work, tactically speaking, but really I just don't have the patience for all the hiding, and all the fumbling for batteries or flechettes or whatever when it's time to reload, which seems to happen the moment I start to enjoy myself. | You'd think the problem with showing up empty-handed to a gunfight would be the bullets. And yes, turning a gunfight into a fistfight is an awful lot of work, tactically speaking, but really I just don't have the patience for all the hiding, and all the fumbling for batteries or flechettes or whatever when it's time to reload, which seems to happen the moment I start to enjoy myself. | ||
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Back to the problem. The problem with fists is hygiene. Paint your armor fist to shoulder in alien ichor, toxic robotic lubricant, and ashes. Now take a good look at yourself. That's the only reason I envy the hiders and the reloaders. They get to stay clean. | Back to the problem. The problem with fists is hygiene. Paint your armor fist to shoulder in alien ichor, toxic robotic lubricant, and ashes. Now take a good look at yourself. That's the only reason I envy the hiders and the reloaders. They get to stay clean. | ||
===Season of Plunder=== | |||
"Would you please just shoot them?!" | |||
Of course a Hunter would put it that way. As if I didn't have a perfectly viable alternative. | |||
Beams of energy blasted around us as we quarreled from behind our cover. | |||
"Look, I'll have this whole place cleared out in 20 seconds." | |||
"And if you're overwhelmed? I suppose you expect us to simply charge into the fray to save you?" | |||
Leave it to a Warlock to look for the safe way out. | |||
"You just don't get it," I grumble. | |||
"What?" they yell in frustrated unison amid the din of the battlefield. | |||
"Let me guess," the Hunter quips, "your fists don't need reloading." | |||
Chuckles all around. Time to set them straight. | |||
"The space the bullet travels is a chasm of disconnection that can't be bridged by a gun; no amount of firepower has the means to shoulder the responsibility of personal impact." Now everyone rolls their eyes, but I press on. | |||
"There is no distance between my fist and my target, captivated by a gift of sparks. It's very personal—one final chance to connect." | |||
Silence. | |||
"You want to connect with the Hive?" | |||
All right, argument over. My fists can do the talking. | |||
==Upgrades (Destiny 1)== | ==Upgrades (Destiny 1)== |
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