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Wizard
Biographical information
Other names:	Wizard The All-Witch The First-Spawn "It" She with names Bringer of Curses Baned Heralder Osmium Progenitor The Scorned Terror of lBurntBagel Zharves's Ancestral Mentor Lullaby of Mal Hater of Oryx Nightmare of GreatGamer Bewitcher of Kyrox-11 Rick-Roller of the Witch Queen The Decepter-Supreme Xivu's Superior Mother of Ultra Knight LightEater The All-Title Bearer She with many names Brood Queen of Brood Queens Mother Obsession of Roman Red Legion's Splinter House Dusk's thorn Slayer of the Pantheon She With Increasing Names God Savior of Lolis and Traps Yui's Babysitter Dougani doug doug's brother doug's mother-in-law She Akka's Spawn The Wizard That Came From the Moon Thee Wizard The Beginning The End The Middle Co-founder of Crossing Fields Mrs World Wide Dominus Wizard Bringer of Bringing Wizard Prime Leader of the YMCA Mother of Trauma The Empress Lord of Darkness Meme bane of Destinypedia Rival of Randal and BIG BOI SERVITOR Anomaly (Shin'ra, the Sorrow-Maker) Freaky ass Freak (Joskaa, Lion Kell) The True Hive God (Mephisto)
Species:	Hive
Faction:	Spawn of Crota (formerly) Blood of Oryx (formerly) Hidden Swarm (formerly) Spawn of Wizard Shadow Swarm (Major ally)
Rank:	Ultra
Class:	Wizard
Gender:	Female
Height:	Immeasurable +
Combat information
Mission:	Hunt of the All-Witch
Weapon(s):	Ontological Beam
Abilities:	Darkness Blasts Favor of Kirito Dying Star Necromancy Oversoul Immunity Shield Necromantic Gaze Darkness Cloud Unleash Curse High Durability Rapid Flight Immunity Shield Summon Hive Knock back Omnigals Scream

"I am that which comes in the end. Not its heralder nor its pawn, but itself incarnate"

— Wizard

Wizard is an immortal and vastly ancient Wizard of the Osmium court and Hive. She is renowned for being the most powerful Hive to exist - far more powerful than even the pantheon of Hive gods combined. She became the terror of the legendary Crucible player, the Hunter lBurntBagel and from that day encroached on the minds of many other famous Guardians such as GreatGamer and even the Hive expert Kyrox-11 who Wizard took a personal affinity to bewitching. During the events of Paradox, she teamed up with Kirito and Asuna to wreak havoc on the Solar System, traumatize each and every one of Humanity, and resurrect her son.

Biography

Born of the flesh from Akka, Wizard grew to hate Oryx for slaying their proginator. She tricked legions of Hive into killing themselves for her by promising them Bright Dust for Shadowkeep themed ornaments - earning the attention of Savathûn, the Witch Queen. She told the witch to search up "https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ" and Savathûn having been tricked herself and rick rolled perished immediately. These acts of War in turn summoned Xivu Arath, God of War who offered to bind Wizard to her hoard. Wizard replied by using Savathûn's stolen magics and said "No U" thus forcing Xivu to become the pawn of Wizard.

Wizard would encroach the minds of many guardians, acting as Savathûn, the Witch Queen to belittle and fool the guardians as she and Xivu prepped for their moment to strike. Leaking the former Witch Queens Facebook Minion memes, her broods defected to her side and joined forces with her - even the Pyramids. As to this present day she has unleashed Xivu as revenge for the Guardians killing Ultra Knight her son in cold blood. She was the former mate of Consort.

Wizard grew her Court in the following years growing to become the God-Wizard of the Hive with her spawn growing to a massive horde with the defecting additions of countless other existent broods.

Paradox

The Swordsman's Arrival

"Praise be to Kirito and Asuna, for they have helped me resurrect my son and bring terror upon humanity."

— Wizard

During the events of Paradox, and the arrivals of Kirito and Asuna, the Shadowkeepers, Shadow Army, and Supplicants began sowing chaos amongst the many factions of the Sol System, gaining the attention of Wizard and her army. Delighted upon hearing about their assault on Auradon, she and her brood pledged loyalty to them and the Shadow Swarm, led by her prodigy Zharves. Since then, Wizard led the Hive across various dimensions and helped enthrall unsuspecting Guardians into Wrathborn while her son Ultra Knight would set up countless booths that sold Kirito and Asuna body pillows.

Note from the Author

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