Forum:AJ's Bizarre Adventure (Joke Strike)

"So...AJ, whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with anime on some place that I have no clue of. So, let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Kirito. From what we can gather, he and Asuna command the Shadowkeepers from some Anime base outside of Aincrad. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this weeb out, and break their grip on Destiny."

- Joskaa, Piano Kell

AJ's Bizarre Adventure is a one-timed Strike in which you fight alongside AJ, Proteus, Dio Brando (yes, it was him, Dio), and 20 other players to fight off Kirito and his legion of Shadowkeepers in order to avenge the death of Zavala.

Objectives
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Members in this Strike

 * AJ, the Relentless - A Saiyan/Tuffle Hybrid Guardian Warlock. He will lead this abominable Strike team.
 * Proteus - A Vex Guardian, who somehow got into this rag-team of misfits and agreed.
 * Dio Brando - "You thought it was another Guardian, but it was I, Dio!"
 * Sulac Calstar - Emperor Calus's twin brother and Sweatcicle's pal
 * The Guardian
 * Giorno Giovanna - Son of Dio Brando - "I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream."
 * Joseph - A Guardian Hunter who is another Saiyan. He is the best friend of AJ and is participating this Raid-Strike thing...
 * Tekashi 6ix9ine - An infamous Warlock rapper who reportedly testified that Kirito and Asuna are the leaders of the Nine Trey Bloods.

Enemies
ALL OF THEM

Shadowkeepers

 * Totomaru
 * Eobard Thawne
 * Malcolm Merlyn
 * Damien Darhk
 * Tobias Whale
 * Sachi
 * Bostok
 * Anton Ivanov
 * Hiram Lodge
 * Morgan le Fay
 * Zevon, Son of Yzma
 * Eugeo
 * Uldren Sov
 * Djin
 * Sasuke Uchiha
 * Phoenixaro Uchihamaki
 * Ruby Hale
 * Freddy Fazbear

Fallen

 * Kotrik, Bloodcrafter of Kirito

Hive

 * Zharves, Shadowcaster of Kirito

Vex

 * Hydrax, Mindkiller of Kirito

Cabal

 * Gha'arn, Crownforger of Kirito

Taken

 * Thu'urg, Blightmaker of Kirito

Scorn

 * Vayeriks, Fatesmith of Kirito

Champions

 * Overload Harem Hobgoblin
 * Unstoppable Loli Ogre
 * Barrier Trap Captain
 * Perverted Chungus Colossus
 * Catgirl Dreg
 * Yaoi Servitor
 * Yuri Knight
 * Yandere Deathsinger Wizard
 * SIVA Screeb, Reader of Sword Art Online: Chapter 16.5
 * Ravenous Ahegao Minotaur, Watcher of Boku no Pico
 * Thot Goblin, Simping for Hana Uzaki
 * Overload Husbando Chieftain, Witness of the Nine Trey Bloods
 * Unstoppable Waifu Wizard, Witness of the Nine Trey Bloods
 * Unstoppable Abomination
 * Barrier Taken Ogre

Enemy Races

 * Cabal: Ghaul Perfected, Ta'aurc Perfected, and Nine Trey Blood Goliath Tank
 * Fallen: Skolas Perfected, Taniks Ascendant, Sepiks Ascendant, and Nine Trey Blood Walker
 * Hive: Omnigul Perfected, Crota Perfected, and Phogoth Perfected
 * Scorn: Nine Trey Blood Abomination and Perfected Scorn of the Fanatic
 * Taken: Phantasm of Oryx, Echo of Nokris, Nine Trey Blood Kell Echo, and Nine Trey Blood Phalanx Echo
 * Vex: Zydron Perfected, Consecrated Primeval Mind, Sol Descendant, and Nine Trey Blood Gate Lord

Shadowkeepers

 * Kirito (Final Boss)
 * Asuna Yuuki

Weapons

 * Hellfire's Extremity - Legendary Masterworked Void Hybrid Auto Rifle (A fusion of the Seventh Seraph Carbine and An Answering Chord)
 * Sugary Day - Legendary Masterworked Arc Hakke Pulse Rifle with both Unstoppable, Anti-Barrier, and Overload Burst mods (Can be equipped on the Kinetic Weapons slot)
 * Freezing Magic - Legendary Masterworked Solar Combat Bow (Can be equipped on the Power Weapons slot)
 * Felwinter's Harem - Exotic Solar Shotgun (More powerful variant of the Felwinter's Lie; can be equipped on the Power Weapons slot)
 * Convergence’s End - Exotic Solar Linear Fusion Rifle (More powerful variant of the Vex Mythoclast)
 * Null Blood Sword - Exotic Solar Sword - A replica of the Null Blood Sword that was wielded by AJ. Works like it too, only weaker. (If you somehow got to this Strike and beat it, you are rewarded with this Sword, a replica of Firebringer, and the other weapons above.)

Armors

 * Trenchcoat of the Black Beater - Exotic Warlock Chest Armor - "Ohhh, looks like we are out of time! We'll have to continue this next week, but in the mean time, please enjoy these lovely consolation prizes from the "Kirito is Always Right Foundation"!" - Kirito
 * Grips of the Berserk Fencer - Exotic Hunter Gauntlets - "Then let me be clear. Tonight. My place. Six o'clock. I'll cook us a nice dinner. It will be a magical evening. Sound good?" - Asuna
 * Black Beater Armor Set - Legendary Armor Set

Other Rewards

 * Hildian Galliot - Exotic Jumpship (Directly looks like the Ceres Galliot, but it's covered with Kirito x Asuna doujinshi images)
 * Adamas Ignition - Exotic Sparrow (Plays the "Crossing Fields" theme from Sword Art Online whenever you're driving it)
 * Beater's Shell - Exotic Ghost Shell (Combination of the Infection Shell and the Okular Fortitude Shell)
 * The World - Legendary Finisher (Summons Dio's Stand, THE WORLD)
 * Gold Experience Requiem - Legendary Finisher (Summons Giorno's Stand, GOLD EXPERIENCE REQUIEM)
 * Prideful Strength - Legendary Emblem (Icon is Sweatcicle's logo, but the background is the Visage of Calus)
 * Quantum Voyage - Vex-themed Exotic Jumpship
 * Timeleaper - Vex-themed Sparrow
 * Edge Transit - Exotic Quest
 * Untempered Rage - Exotic Ornament for Lord of Wolves
 * Sword Art Unlimited - Exotic Ornament for Anarchy
 * Pucci's Embrace - Legendary Ornament for Felwinter's Lie