Forum:Sly Weenis (Joke Boss)

"This motherfucker got bored and didn’t even finish the se-"

- Saphix after having a book thrown to his face

Sly Motherfucker had a normal life. Hell it had a safe life. Once it walked the plains of existence to find a way not to be sly, for it didn’t like being sly. It loathed being sly. Then one day he came across Saphix who got so horrendously horrified by its appearance that he fucking ran and called off the Malevolence just from the sheer ugliness from it. That’s about it for this guys life lol