Forum:Ma'riah Car'y, Hive Witch (Joke Boss)

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"

- Every single Guardian who has listened to her best-selling Christmas songs

Ma'riah Car'y is an ancient Hive Wizard rumored to be the long estranged mother of the three Hive Gods. Most sources agree She was kicked out of the Court of Oryx after one of Her songs caused the Worm god Akka to consume itself in a vain effort to escape the earworm. According to Savathûn, however, Oryx allowed this to happen in order to take the credit and assume the mantle of Taken King; meanwhile Xivu Arath's only comment is "mother's music sucks, but dang, it gets the job done of furthering the Song Logic".

After all of Her kids were easily killed by silly Guardians, Ma'riah Car'y personally emerged out of the depths of the Ascendant plane to challenge their strongest warrior to a battle of wills, and to prove to the Black Fleet that She, and not anyone else, is most worthy of destroying the Traveler (again, most sources claim the real reason for its running from the Hive is to escape Her songs, but, c'mon, it's the Hive).

Trivia

 * Her name is a reference to Mariah Carey.