Forum:AJ's Bizarre Adventure (Joke Strike)

"So...AJ, whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with anime at some place that I have no clue of. So, let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Kirito. From what we can gather, he and Asuna command the Shadowkeepers at some Anime base outside of Aincrad. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this weeb out, and break their grip on Destiny."

- Joskaa, Piano Kell

AJ's Bizarre Adventure is a one-timed Strike in which AJ, Proteus, and Dio Brando (yes, it was him, Dio) fight off Kirito and his legion of Shadowkeepers to avenge the death of Zavala.

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Members in this Strike

 * AJ, the Relentless - A Saiyan/Tuffle Hybrid Guardian Warlock. He will lead this abominable Strike team.
 * Proteus - A Vex Guardian, who somehow got into this rag-team of misfits and agreed.
 * Dio Brando - "You thought it was another Guardian, but it was I, Dio!"
 * Sulac Calstar - Emperor Calus's twin brother and Sweatcicle's pal
 * The Guardian
 * Giorno Giovanna - Son of Dio Brando - "I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream."
 * Joseph - A Guardian Hunter who is another Saiyan. He is the best friend of AJ and is participating this Raid-Strike thing...

Shadowkeepers

 * Totomaru
 * Eobard Thawne
 * Malcolm Merlyn
 * Damien Darhk
 * Tobias Whale
 * Sachi
 * Bostok
 * Anton Ivanov
 * Hiram Lodge
 * Morgan le Fay
 * Zevon, Son of Yzma
 * Eugeo
 * Uldren Sov
 * Djin
 * Sasuke Uchiha
 * Phoenixaro Uchihamaki
 * Ruby Hale

Fallen

 * Kotrik, Bloodcrafter of Kirito

Hive

 * Zharves, Shadowcaster of Kirito

Vex

 * Hydrax, Mindkiller of Kirito

Cabal

 * Gha'arn, Crownforger of Kirito

Taken

 * Thu'urg, Blightmaker of Kirito

Scorn

 * Vayeriks, Fatesmith of Kirito

Champions

 * Overload Harem Hobgoblin
 * Unstoppable Loli Ogre
 * Barrier Trap Captain
 * Perverted Chungus Colossus
 * Yandere Deathsinger Wizard
 * SIVA Screeb, Reader of Sword Art Online: Chapter 16.5
 * Ravenous Ahegao Minotaur, Watcher of Boku no Pico
 * Thot Goblin, Simping for Hana Uzaki
 * Unstoppable Abomination
 * Barrier Taken Ogre

Bosses

 * Kirito (Final Boss)
 * Asuna

Weapons

 * Hellfire's Extremity - Legendary Void Hybrid Auto Rifle (A fusion of the Seventh Seraph Carbine/An Answering Chord)
 * Sugary Day - Legendary Arc Hakke Pulse Rifle with both Unstoppable, Anti-Barrier, and Overload Burst mods (Can be equipped on the Kinetic slot)
 * Convergence’s End - Exotic Linear Fusion Rifle (More powerful variant of the Vex Mythoclast)
 * Null Blood Sword - A replica of the Null Blood Sword that was wielded by AJ. Works like it too, only weaker. (If you somehow got to this Strike and beat it, you are rewarded with this Sword, a replica of Firebringer, and the other weapons above.)

Armors

 * Trenchcoat of the Black Beater - Exotic Warlock Chest Armor - "Ohhh, looks like we are out of time! We'll have to continue this next week, but in the mean time, please enjoy these lovely consolation prizes from the "Kirito is Always Right Foundation"!" -Kirito

Other Rewards

 * Hildian Galliot - Exotic Jumpship (Directly looks like the Ceres Galliot, but it's covered with Kirito x Asuna doujinshi images)
 * Adamas Ignition - Exotic Sparrow (Plays the "Crossing Fields" theme from Sword Art Online whenever you're driving it)
 * Beater's Shell - Exotic Ghost Shell (Combination of the Infection Shell and the Okular Fortitude Shell)
 * The World - Legendary Finisher (Summons Dio's Stand, THE WORLD)
 * Gold Experience Requiem - Legendary Finisher (Summons Giorno's Stand, GOLD EXPERIENCE REQUIEM)
 * Prideful Strength - Legendary Emblem (Icon is Sweatcicle's logo, but the background is the Visage of Calus)
 * Quantum Voyage - Vex-themed Exotic Jumpship
 * Timeleaper - Vex-themed Sparrow