Forum:Jeff

(THIS IS A JOKE BOSS) (THIS WILL BE UPDATED MORE SOON) Jeff is the most powerful Acolyte of all time. He works for Savathun, the Witch Queen.

Biography
So one day Savathun and her Bois were chilling with an epic song but some Idiot called the Guardian team and they stopped the song. Jeff was there and his commanding officer, Mr.Knight got mad. So he sent Jeff, Timothy, and some other bois lead by Takul-Dar, the Unbreakable. They wanted to become immortal but The Guardian crashed their party.

Pyramid
So when the Pyramid arrives on Titan, Mr.Knight deployed Jeff and some other Thralls and Acolytes to check it out cuz it looks cool 😎. But out of nowhere a Tormentor sliced Jeff and his crew in half with one strike.

Revival
When Savathun revived her Brood to make the Lucent Brood Jeff woke. He was in Savathun’s throne. He wasn’t in a safe area, he was in Miasma, the Scorn led by Lonely Chieftan found him and guided him to Florescent Canal. They became friends. Jeff met the Forum:Lucent Recruiter who asked Jeff if he wanted to join, Jeff said “bet”.

On Patrol
One day, there was a scorn attack during Savathun’s BIG plan. Jeff shot some scorn and built some defense but suddenly there was a huge boom and Jeff knew Savathun was dead:(. So Jeff grabbed a Lucent Moth out of the air consumed it and there was a huge explosion. When the dust settled, Jeff was the newest Hive God with one goal, avenge Savathun. He was unstoppable and wiped out all of the Tormentors aboard Sunken Pyramid. That’s why you don’t fight any in Vow of the Disciple. Then Jeff made Savathun’s throne his. He made his horde and became the most powerful figure ever.

Jeff’s Plan
Now that Jeff was an unstoppable Acolyte, he summoned his inner circle, Lonely Chieftain, Lucent Recruiter, Timothy, the double sword, and Garuk, Gate Guard. They planned to stop The Guardian’s incursions. They sent some troops to Extraction. Jeff made his lair in Court of Thorns. As the Guardian stopped Jeff’s plans. Jeff’s last resort is using an Unstoppable shield he stole from an unstoppable Knight. However the Guardian got lucky and got a strike team to take him down.

Jeff’s Revival
Cuz he can, Jeff became a FREAKING GUARDIAN AHAHHAHAHAHAH. He was unstoppable. He hunted down millions of Guardians. He even had twins. Zavala was worried. He called Ikora and told her to STOP MESSING AROUND in Mars. He revved Cayde-6. Now Zavala has a full Team but Ikora see’s Jeff and is like “Aw heck naw” and nopes outa there. Cayde however is too Frickin powerful and golden guns Jeff straight in the face. However, Cayde lets Jeff revive and then Cayde joins Jeff for no reason. Jeff is now quite literally unstoppable.

Jeff’s Plot
Jeff heard about Essence and a guardian op going on there. He took a Warship named Jeff(2) and flew it to Essence. He still had his hatred for tormentor’s so he lead an assault. When two Hive Seeder Pods unleashed Timothy, the double sword who was Waaaaayyyyyyyy to OP and had aimbot on his pc. Timothy beat them ⬆️. However, teh Guardian heard and was a bit to OP and killed Timothy :( forcing the hive to retreat.