Forum:Skewiks, Potato Kell (Joke Boss)
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What do you think? |
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Male |
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He's like, twice your size. |
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Potato Cannon |
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Teleportation |
Skewiks, Potato Kell is the result of my incredibly awkward sense of humor. I hope you get a laugh outta this.
Main Mechanics[edit]
Potato Cannon[edit]
It fires potatoes. Whaddyou expect?
I Don't Think So[edit]
He sticks a time bomb on you. There's no way to get it off, and when it explodes, it sends out a "Happy Birthday" sign as a distraction!
Potato Storm[edit]
He summons an avalanche of potatoes. Nothing else.
Surprise![edit]
He summons portals on the floor that he can enter and come out endlessly. Once he loses momentum, he says, "Surprise!" and stomps the floor.