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Skewiks, Potato Kell
Biographical Information

Species:

Fallen

Weight:

What do you think?

Faction:

House Of Potatoes

Rank:

Kell

Class:

Captain

Gender:

Male

Height:

He's like, twice your size.

Weight:

What do you think?

Combat Information

Mission:

The Holy Couch

Weapon(s):

Potato Cannon

Abilities:

Teleportation
Arc Energy Shield
Ultra Smash
High Durability
Rapid Movement
Summon Fallen
I Don't Think So
Potato Storm
Surprise!

 

Skewiks, Potato Kell is the result of my incredibly awkward sense of humor. I hope you get a laugh outta this.

Main Mechanics[edit]

Potato Cannon[edit]

It fires potatoes. Whaddyou expect?

I Don't Think So[edit]

He sticks a time bomb on you. There's no way to get it off, and when it explodes, it sends out a "Happy Birthday" sign as a distraction!

Potato Storm[edit]

He summons an avalanche of potatoes. Nothing else.

Surprise![edit]

He summons portals on the floor that he can enter and come out endlessly. Once he loses momentum, he says, "Surprise!" and stomps the floor.