Forum:No, I Don't Wanna (Joke Boss)
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Just Don't |
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Traffic Officer |
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Gender: |
Male |
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Stop Sign |
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I Said No! |
No, I Don't Wanna is...well, don't bother.
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History[edit]
He said "Screw you, Savathun, I'm out", and went on his own journey. Somehow, through a strange series of twists and bizarre turns, he ended up in the middle of the Red War on the wrong side of Pluto and got into a bit of a kerfuffle with Nokris somewhere in Deep Space. Funny how that happens. Anyhow the Guardians have to go kill him because otherwise he'd wreck your Sparrows and your Jumpships, making him an even bigger pain than Garry. What a noob.
Main Mechanics[edit]
Stop Sign[edit]
With a whack of this stop sign, you freeze in place.
I Said No![edit]
He summons an avalanche of cars.
Didn't You Hear Me[edit]
His screams cause extreme knockback.
Nope.avi[edit]
He will break your break. Seriously.