Forum:No, I Don't Wanna (Joke Boss)

No, I Don't Wanna is...well, don't bother.

History
He said "Screw you, Savathun, I'm out", and went on his own journey. Somehow, through a strange series of twists and bizarre turns, he ended up in the middle of the Red War on the wrong side of Pluto and got into a bit of a kerfuffle with Nokris somewhere in Deep Space. Funny how that happens. Anyhow the Guardians have to go kill him because otherwise he'd wreck your Sparrows and your Jumpships, making him an even bigger pain than Garry. What a noob.

Stop Sign
With a whack of this stop sign, you freeze in place.

I Said No!
He summons an avalanche of cars.

Didn't You Hear Me
His screams cause extreme knockback.

Nope.avi
He will break your break. Seriously.