Forum:Skewiks, Potato Kell (Joke Boss)

Skewiks, Potato Kell is the result of my incredibly awkward sense of humor. I hope you get a laugh outta this.

Potato Cannon
It fires potatoes. Whaddyou expect?

I Don't Think So
He sticks a time bomb on you. There's no way to get it off, and when it explodes, it sends out a "Happy Birthday" sign as a distraction!

Potato Storm
He summons an avalanche of potatoes. Nothing else.

Surprise!
He summons portals on the floor that he can enter and come out endlessly. Once he loses momentum, he says, "Surprise!" and stomps the floor.